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Post by snowbite on May 24, 2019 3:43:56 GMT
When you use your significant others ancestry as an excuse to buy swords of that region(s). Omg this is the best. My wife is polish, so i’m in luck!
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Post by elbrittania39 on May 24, 2019 3:44:54 GMT
You might be an SBG member if you once killed a cockroach with a longsword. Or moths (a couple occasions) with a katana Those sound like good practice for the quick draw move...iado? Aido? Cant remember what it's called in Japanese
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Post by Ifrit on May 24, 2019 3:45:58 GMT
When you use your significant others ancestry as an excuse to buy swords of that region(s). Omg this is the best. My wife is polish, so i’m in luck! Agreed. I had a good laugh at that one. My ex only had Ukrainian as her difference from my own ancestry, and I have no idea what swords they used there. But whatever it is I would have tried buy it
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Post by zabazagobo on May 24, 2019 3:51:08 GMT
Or moths (a couple occasions) with a katana Those sound like good practice for the quick draw move...iado? Aido? Cant remember what it's called in Japanese It would be now that I think of it. I just swiped them out of the air. Executing iaijutsu (iaido is the more pacifistic version, so if you're striking something, well I argue iaido doesn't fit just like how kendo is a sport while kenjutsu is category of combat) while doing so would be pretty cool
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Post by csills2313 on May 24, 2019 14:26:30 GMT
I cut a dragonfly in half one time with my katana. Purely by accident of course!! He flew right into my blade while I was cutting tatami.
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Post by seth on May 24, 2019 16:57:18 GMT
If every Halloween costume "needs" a new sword for an accessory.
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Post by nerdthenord on May 24, 2019 17:08:20 GMT
If every time you start a campaign in a paradox strategy game you need a sword from that culture!
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Post by Ifrit on May 24, 2019 18:06:56 GMT
You might be from SBG if you always pick melee class, even if it's the worst in that video game
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on May 24, 2019 18:13:14 GMT
... you epoxy the cutlery on the table to stop it rattling!
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Post by pgandy on May 24, 2019 18:17:45 GMT
You might be an SBG member if you once killed a cockroach with a longsword. Will a sword cane do? Maybe rats with machtetes?
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on May 24, 2019 18:38:47 GMT
... ship is sinking and you yell: "Albions and customs first!"
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Post by strigoil on May 24, 2019 18:45:23 GMT
... ship is sinking and you yell: "Albions and customs first!" If my appartment started burning and I could see I could rescue anything, I would indeed yell Albions and customs first, anything else can be replaced easier.
Now I'm sweating just thinking about it.
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on May 24, 2019 18:48:50 GMT
... you hide your sword catalogues under porn magazines!
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Post by Ouroboros on May 24, 2019 19:04:02 GMT
...the corner store staff automatically assumes you are there to collect the old newspapers...again.
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on May 24, 2019 19:09:59 GMT
... if someone demands a tip and you start to grin!
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on May 24, 2019 19:23:17 GMT
... you hear someone talking about a woman's body measurements and you imagine a leaf blade!
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Ifrit
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Post by Ifrit on May 24, 2019 19:33:36 GMT
... ship is sinking and you yell: "Albions and customs first!" If my appartment started burning and I could see I could rescue anything, I would indeed yell Albions and customs first, anything else can be replaced easier.
Now I'm sweating just thinking about it.
This literally almost happened today in my apartment and I already knew which swords to save lol. They were priority over most stuff
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on May 24, 2019 19:54:17 GMT
... you acquire two swords in place of engagement rings!
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Post by zabazagobo on May 24, 2019 20:08:19 GMT
...your wedding cake was cut memorably
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Post by zabazagobo on May 24, 2019 20:10:32 GMT
I cut a dragonfly in half one time with my katana. Purely by accident of course!! He flew right into my blade while I was cutting tatami. Ah, poor guy. Dragonflies are great for thinning out mosquitoes and the like.
Now, the other week when I sliced something like four mosquitoes or gnats out of the air (half of them remained on the swords) while practicing, I felt accomplishment. Darn nuisances.
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