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Post by joeybones on May 19, 2019 23:23:25 GMT
If you have more swords then steak knives in your house.
If you have more swords on your wall then photos of family members .
If you watch historical action films and can spot period inaccurate weapons .
If you place orders for swords hoping they arrive when you wife is at work.
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Post by pgandy on May 19, 2019 23:27:57 GMT
Joeybones said:
If you have more swords then steak knives in your house. I do.
If you have more swords on your wall then photos of family members . I do.
If you watch historical action films and can spot period inaccurate weapons . I do.
If you place orders for swords hoping they arrive when you wife is at work. Better yet, I got rid of the wife. Does that count?
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Post by howler on May 20, 2019 0:30:38 GMT
Joeybones said: If you have more swords then steak knives in your house. I do. If you have more swords on your wall then photos of family members . I do. If you watch historical action films and can spot period inaccurate weapons . I do. If you place orders for swords hoping they arrive when you wife is at work. Better yet, I got rid of the wife. Does that count? Not only does that count, but you get extra points...and double extra for not getting married in the first place because of the swords. The only mistress that gets in the way of swords is firearms, as five hundred to a thousand dollars ALWAYS goes to the boom stick (and the lead they like to chew on) over the blade. If I had 10 million I would be the proud owner of a blade museum on top of an armory.
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Post by Jordan Williams on May 20, 2019 0:35:18 GMT
When you use your significant others ancestry as an excuse to buy swords of that region(s).
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Post by strigoil on May 20, 2019 0:53:10 GMT
When you start valuing everything in swords you want.
"Damn, my electricity bill is 1/8th of an Albion"
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Post by Elrikk on May 20, 2019 1:05:32 GMT
When you have your wife on the edge of her seat during “Forged in Fire” and she screams “He should have NEVER went with the canister Damascus!” +10 for conversion!
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Post by joeybones on May 20, 2019 2:10:00 GMT
When you have your wife on the edge of her seat during “Forged in Fire” and she screams “He should have NEVER went with the canister Damascus!” +10 for conversion! Funny , My 11 year old daughter does the same thing when they quench in water
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Post by harrybeck on May 20, 2019 3:42:44 GMT
If your wife knows what canister is
(Either type)
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Post by csills2313 on May 20, 2019 19:20:53 GMT
If you have more swords then steak knives in your house. If you have more swords on your wall then photos of family members . If you watch historical action films and can spot period inaccurate weapons . If you place orders for swords hoping they arrive when you wife is at work. The last one doesn’t apply to me anymore. She ran away 😑
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Post by Verity on May 20, 2019 19:32:00 GMT
When you have your wife on the edge of her seat during “Forged in Fire” and she screams “He should have NEVER went with the canister Damascus!” +10 for conversion! Oh we do that. 😏
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Post by Ifrit on May 20, 2019 20:15:43 GMT
Since I don't own any steak knives yet, I guess I got that one down.
For now
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Post by Silent on May 22, 2019 15:33:01 GMT
When you have your wife on the edge of her seat during “Forged in Fire” and she screams “He should have NEVER went with the canister Damascus!” +10 for conversion! That one's a keeper. Honestly I feel bad that I just realized I love swords more then family members.Removing a portrait for place sword rack :P And yeah when you start mesuring value of your salary in swords.
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Post by Sir Thorfinn on May 22, 2019 22:29:25 GMT
When she shops with you, but has more expensive tastes. (I'm looking at you Brenno!)
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Post by zabazagobo on May 22, 2019 22:49:54 GMT
When you start valuing everything in swords you want. "Damn, my electricity bill is 1/8th of an Albion" This is such a true statement.
Everything I consider financially is in relation to another Hanwei Orchid, a Del Tin sidesword, a VA longsword and a Motohara custom.
Which means I should really refine my diet so as to maximize those interests. Who needs sushi when you can slice your own sashimi and all that
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Post by elbrittania39 on May 23, 2019 15:48:50 GMT
You might be an SBG member if you once killed a cockroach with a longsword.
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Post by Sir Thorfinn on May 23, 2019 18:02:48 GMT
OH OH>>>Another! You may be an SBG member if you have 20 giant trash bags full of saved plastic bottles for the next cutting session.
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Post by howler on May 23, 2019 18:04:56 GMT
You might be an SBG member if you once killed a cockroach with a longsword. Or using katana swords as fly swatters.
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Post by Darth Paunch on May 23, 2019 18:06:45 GMT
When you have your wife on the edge of her seat during “Forged in Fire” and she screams “He should have NEVER went with the canister Damascus!” +10 for conversion! Ha! Like that, she is by now! Flawless victory...
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Post by Darth Paunch on May 23, 2019 18:09:03 GMT
When "you" consume BY FAR more oil than your 10 years old car... and when everything smells of "Mothers Mag"...
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Post by zabazagobo on May 24, 2019 3:36:17 GMT
You might be an SBG member if you once killed a cockroach with a longsword. Or moths (a couple occasions) with a katana
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