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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2010 3:11:28 GMT
in that case,
You know you're a sword addict when you have a physical reaction to a custom scabbard made for your sword.
I offer said example in the SBG custom scabbard thread. .
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2010 14:51:40 GMT
You spend your days trying to translate pictures of swords in your head onto paper and then fantasise about having them custom made by one of the many awesome smiths who frequent this board.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2010 15:31:33 GMT
... you're at a party of very mild-mannered, sober, mature acting individuals. Your wife mentions to another person that you've started buying swords. That person yawns, but expresses a polite interest. You've started to briefly explain your latest acquisition, and use the term "hand and a half sword" when another party-goer walks by and interjects, "...which is also called a bastard sword." You're so impressed he even knows what you're talking about that the two of you ignore everyone else and go off into a corner and talk about swords for the rest of the evening. [happened to me last week]
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2010 15:51:03 GMT
when you girlfriend calling you to bed and your answer is yes but first i cleaning and oiling these swords... (this happened to me last weekend)
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Post by shadowhowler on Mar 11, 2010 0:30:36 GMT
when you girlfriend calling you to bed and your answer is yes but first i cleaning and oiling these swords... (this happened to me last weekend) Ok... you DO have a problem... If MY wife expresses even a little bit of interest in getting me in bed... I tell you what... I DROP what I am doing like a bad habit and go RUNNING!!! ;D I could be in the middle of a TV show, a video game, oiling my swords... hell... I could be in the middle of a poker hand... ... DROP! You will understand when you get married... as a married man, you let NO chance for romance pass you by!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2010 0:40:03 GMT
howler: that is either a statement about your love for your wife or a statement about the state of romance in a marriage in a negative light, which is it? Also I would not leave a sword half oiled even for romance and if she is my wife she will understand that.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2010 0:50:11 GMT
o.O;
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To leave a sword half-oiled in our house is blasphemy, no matter the reason. It only takes a couple minutes to finish the job.
We do love our swords around our crazy house! ;D
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2010 0:54:28 GMT
i make evil facial gestures when i see pool noodles in the dollar shop. those useless evil floatation devices...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2010 1:30:52 GMT
you're in the school cafeteria and you're examining a bottle. Someone asks you what the HELL you're doing, you answer, nonchalantly, "i'm just checking to see if this is a good bottle for cutting..."
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Post by shadowhowler on Mar 11, 2010 1:35:09 GMT
howler: that is either a statement about your love for your wife or a statement about the state of romance in a marriage in a negative light, which is it? Also I would not leave a sword half oiled even for romance and if she is my wife she will understand that. Both. ;D I would leave a sword half oiled in a SPLIT-SECOND if my wife was expressing amorous desires. In a split second. To leave a sword half-oiled in our house is blasphemy, no matter the reason. It only takes a couple minutes to finish the job. We do love our swords around our crazy house! ;D I love my swords in my, I'm sure, equally crazy house... but the greater blasphemy to ME is to leave a wife unloved, no matter what the reason... and it typically takes more then a couple minutes to finish the job! ;D
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2010 1:39:44 GMT
howler: that is either a statement about your love for your wife or a statement about the state of romance in a marriage in a negative light, which is it? Also I would not leave a sword half oiled even for romance and if she is my wife she will understand that. Both. ;D I would leave a sword half oiled in a SPLIT-SECOND if my wife was expressing amorous desires. In a split second. To leave a sword half-oiled in our house is blasphemy, no matter the reason. It only takes a couple minutes to finish the job. We do love our swords around our crazy house! ;D I love my swords in my, I'm sure, equally crazy house... but the greater blasphemy to ME is to leave a wife unloved, no matter what the reason... and it typically takes more then a couple minutes to finish the job! ;D i second that...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2010 2:21:22 GMT
... When you talk about seeing a beautiful "she" on the internet and your friend's first reaction is "What kind of sword is it?"
On another not entirely, I just got the CS Horseman's basket hilt... and I'm a little in love.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2010 2:49:19 GMT
I got a fortune cookie once that said:
A wise man stops oiling his sword when his woman beckons; else he will soon find her oiling someone else's sword.
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Post by enkidu on Mar 11, 2010 2:55:08 GMT
howler: that is either a statement about your love for your wife or a statement about the state of romance in a marriage in a negative light, which is it? Also I would not leave a sword half oiled even for romance and if she is my wife she will understand that. Both. ;D I would leave a sword half oiled in a SPLIT-SECOND if my wife was expressing amorous desires. In a split second. To leave a sword half-oiled in our house is blasphemy, no matter the reason. It only takes a couple minutes to finish the job. We do love our swords around our crazy house! ;D I love my swords in my, I'm sure, equally crazy house... but the greater blasphemy to ME is to leave a wife unloved, no matter what the reason... and it typically takes more then a couple minutes to finish the job! ;D I got a fortune cookie once that said: A wise man stops oiling his sword when his woman beckons; else he will soon find her oiling someone else's sword.I'm with you guys... i'm so with you...
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Post by shadowhowler on Mar 11, 2010 3:05:28 GMT
I got a fortune cookie once that said: A wise man stops oiling his sword when his woman beckons; else he will soon find her oiling someone else's sword. Words to live by, I'd say.
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Post by Tom K. (ianflaer) on Mar 11, 2010 3:13:58 GMT
you know you are an addict when: there's an entire online community that knows you patterns well enought to predict them in seriousness or when an "addict thread" is started and you are mentioned more than everyone else combined.
I love you too Sean
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Post by shadowhowler on Mar 11, 2010 3:24:35 GMT
you know you are an addict when: there's an entire online community that knows you patterns well enought to predict them in seriousness or when an "addict thread" is started and you are mentioned more than everyone else combined. I love you too Sean Et tu, Brute? At least I'm not such a sword addict that I would keep my woman waiting to oil my swords... no sir! ;D
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2010 3:44:37 GMT
when you girlfriend calling you to bed and your answer is yes but first i cleaning and oiling these swords... (this happened to me last weekend) Ok... you DO have a problem... If MY wife expresses even a little bit of interest in getting me in bed... I tell you what... I DROP what I am doing like a bad habit and go RUNNING!!! ;D I could be in the middle of a TV show, a video game, oiling my swords... hell... I could be in the middle of a poker hand... ... DROP! You will understand when you get married... as a married man, you let NO chance for romance pass you by! Half-oiled swords nothin', I once dropped a LAPTOP on my way to an "amorous encounter." ;D ;D ;D ;D I'm terrified at the idea of what will happen to my fragile possessions once I'm MARRIED ( ) and the prospect is even more revered.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2010 4:15:08 GMT
you know you are an addict when: there's an entire online community that knows you patterns well enought to predict them in seriousness or when an "addict thread" is started and you are mentioned more than everyone else combined. I love you too Sean Et tu, Brute? At least I'm not such a sword addict that I would keep my woman waiting to oil my swords... no sir! ;D Would she keep you waiting to vaccuum her rug?
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Post by shadowhowler on Mar 11, 2010 6:08:55 GMT
Would she keep you waiting to vaccuum her rug? Vacuum? You kidding? That thing needs to be dry cleaned... My beautiful wife keeps me waiting often and for many reasons... I think she is trying to teach me how to be humble... or just establish dominance, I'm not sure which. ;D
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