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Post by stromloswordsusa on Mar 8, 2010 18:04:21 GMT
when you see a delivery man coming to the door, or a parcel at the door and you only can imagine an amazing sword in it, even though you havent ordered one, even though the dimensions of the parcel are clearly unswordlike.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2010 18:13:05 GMT
When you can't decide if you'd rather dream of your girlfriend or the ATrim 1432...
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Post by Dom T. on Mar 8, 2010 18:52:44 GMT
...When you spend all of your free time on the computer drooling over Christian Fletcher's or John Lundemo's website.
...When you count your money in swords instead of dollars.
...When everything you draw is vaguely sword-shaped.
...When you have more than 1 GB of sword pictures saved on your hard drive. (Yeah, yeah, I realize I'm setting the bar a little low here. LOL)
...When most of the conversations you have with friends are sword related, mostly because that's all you want to talk about.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2010 19:28:08 GMT
when you see a delivery man coming to the door, or a parcel at the door and you only can imagine an amazing sword in it, even though you havent ordered one, even though the dimensions of the parcel are clearly unswordlike. You know you're a sword addict when you can hear the UPS truck a 1/4 mile down the road, know it's going to stop in front of your house and the delivery guy considers your house a "regular" stop. Love you, Shadow. . . ;D
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Post by enkidu on Mar 8, 2010 19:32:31 GMT
...When you count your money in swords instead of dollars. I make over 100 swords a year ! I'm rich !
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Post by shadowhowler on Mar 8, 2010 20:17:27 GMT
You know you're a sword addict when you can hear the UPS truck a 1/4 mile down the road, know it's going to stop in front of your house and the delivery guy considers your house a "regular" stop. Love you, Shadow. . . ;D Well... UPS trucks have a strange engine sound... they are easy to spot.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2010 22:54:44 GMT
... You postulate the training value of the Nerf N-force series just so you can turn the four year old in a sparring partner. I've been thinking about this with a three year old nephew, I'm a little worried about how quickly he'll beat me. If I could ever get the four year old to realize "hit the person not the sword" I'm going to be in big trouble.
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Post by sparky on Mar 8, 2010 23:04:35 GMT
I've been thinking about this with a three year old nephew, I'm a little worried about how quickly he'll beat me. If I could ever get the four year old to realize "hit the person not the sword" I'm going to be in big trouble. My kids some how always go for the "jewels"....... they think it's real funny!
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Post by ShooterMike on Mar 8, 2010 23:25:43 GMT
...When you count your money in swords instead of dollars. I make over 100 swords a year ! I'm rich ! Is that in cheap wallhangers, Albions or full-blown Jake Powning originals? ;D
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Post by shadowhowler on Mar 8, 2010 23:28:31 GMT
I make over 100 swords a year ! I'm rich ! Is that in cheap wallhangers, Albions or full-blown Jake Powning originals? ;D The latter would make for a VERY wealthy man indeed...
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Post by Dom T. on Mar 8, 2010 23:36:52 GMT
Is that in cheap wallhangers, Albions or full-blown Jake Powning originals? ;D The latter would make for a VERY wealthy man indeed... Hoooooly crap yes, and probably could wipe his rear end with $100 bills.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2010 23:44:23 GMT
when you go to the bank to ask them if they have financing for swords...
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Post by shadowhowler on Mar 9, 2010 0:22:11 GMT
when you go to the bank to ask them if they have financing for swords... Heh... You here that Wiwingti? Heh heh...
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Post by Dave(utilityslave) on Mar 9, 2010 0:31:46 GMT
..........you have a room full of swords but you have to have periodic sales to make room and get money for more......many more.....over and over again.......
I love you too Shadow.
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Post by shadowhowler on Mar 9, 2010 0:57:51 GMT
..........you have a room full of swords but you have to have periodic sales to make room and get money for more......many more.....over and over again....... I love you too Shadow. Hmmm... That sounds like someone who has a real problem... I dunno who you are talking about, but you better tell that guy to get help, fast!
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Post by Dave(utilityslave) on Mar 9, 2010 1:21:27 GMT
How do you define help..................grant him a wish..........more money and a big delivery truck so he can get more blades faster?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2010 5:03:41 GMT
I had one of these moments today: Was having a debate at my alma mater, me representing atheism vs a chaplain obviously on the other side. Spent 40 mins each debating then took questions, being the atheist I got most of them, one being "has religion done any good", my mind immeadiately jumped to the evolution of the sword and how religion has facilitated that. Didnt admit to it though Does come close to the religion rule, but hope its ok, my apologies if it isnt...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2010 5:08:00 GMT
When you ask your lecturer if you can do your history assignment on the history of swords and how they have impacted civilisations (bugger said no)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2010 5:27:11 GMT
When you ask your lecturer if you can do your history assignment on the history of swords and how they have impacted civilisations (bugger said no) You could have offered to write about the impact of swords on his face instead. Another thing for this list: if you're reading this list.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2010 8:21:53 GMT
..........you have a room full of swords but you have to have periodic sales to make room and get money for more......many more.....over and over again....... I love you too Shadow. So this is what you do when I'm gone? No wonder I can never get the swords right, they're never the ones I left behind! And it's strange to see other people loving you BTW. I thought that was my job. . .
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