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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2017 21:17:36 GMT
A D-guard bowie in the left hand as a parrying dagger and a bowl guard Maintz or a ko-katana, ... can there be more fun? So many swords and so few Myers, what a pity! I guess you have 9 Michael Myers, a Cochran and a couple dozen androids. Should suffice.
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Post by pgandy on Oct 7, 2017 21:18:22 GMT
A D-guard bowie in the left hand as a parrying dagger... I'll buy that. Hehehe I do like that knife. I sharpened the false edge and now it slides in easier, as though it wouldn't with the factory edge.
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Oct 7, 2017 21:23:07 GMT
I'm just sharpening many false edges, all the new cs sabers.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2017 21:27:20 GMT
A D-guard bowie in the left hand as a parrying dagger... .... sharpened the false edge and now it slides in easier, .... There's your Myers @andythebarvarian
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Oct 14, 2017 6:32:16 GMT
Opposite problem: I'm a big guy and usually can get only jackets in black in my size, so when I walk home after dusk I sometimes think people could be in fear of me. Shouting out "No monster" doesn't help much. Perhaps I could try to walk without streching my arms out in front of me?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2017 5:03:08 GMT
Stumbled on this. A Thai Nagi sword. 20 inch 1065 blade and 20 inch handle. Could go short or long reach as space allows with a chopping blade and stealth black. Some places sell it for as low as $50 USD. Blade seems to not be machete flat. Me like. Promo video below.
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Post by kristian on Oct 20, 2017 0:15:23 GMT
Stumbled on this. A Thai Nagi sword. 20 inch 1065 blade and 20 inch handle. Could go short or long reach as space allows with a chopping blade and stealth black. Some places sell it for as low as $50 USD. Blade seems to not be machete flat. Me like. Promo video below. I've been eyeing that one for a while. I wonder how good is the blade and if it can be mounted on to a longer pole like ash wood or something. It could make for a project naginata although the KC one looks nicer, but a bit shorter.
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Post by Jordan Williams on Oct 20, 2017 15:03:54 GMT
Opposite problem: I'm a big guy and usually can get only jackets in black in my size, so when I walk home after dusk I sometimes think people could be in fear of me. Shouting out "No monster" doesn't help much. Perhaps I could try to walk without streching my arms out in front of me? "Ich bin nicht Frankenstein" Andi muttered, as the young Fraülein just over the street cowered in fear. She screamed, but it was too late. She chose her fate when she wore a München team jersey instead of a Bayern jersey."Mmmmmmmbieeeeeer" came the harrowing call.
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Oct 20, 2017 15:12:14 GMT
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Post by Cosmoline on Oct 20, 2017 17:38:13 GMT
I've had best luck against daggers with the sword and buckler. Longswords can hit first but a double is tough to avoid if they have a dagger. And assuming this attacker is a psycho with superhuman endurance then I'm going to need to protect against that knife. So I'd use the buckler and Yeoman, going to prima because not many people know how to deal with it. Most will try to attack directly without a covering move. If he does this it will exposes his right arm to a hit and overbind. Push into the arm while stabbing the groin. Then follow up by continuing to deflect the right arm/knife with the buckler and make a rising cut to the gill line of the neck, under the mask. Then push in hard to take the tendons. Back out to halfshield and restab the groin from above. Keep stabbing until extra dead.
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Post by pgandy on Oct 20, 2017 18:43:35 GMT
I've had best luck against daggers with the sword and buckler. Longswords can hit first but a double is tough to avoid if they have a dagger. And assuming this attacker is a psycho with superhuman endurance then I'm going to need to protect against that knife. So I'd use the buckler and Yeoman, going to prima because not many people know how to deal with it. Most will try to attack directly without a covering move. If he does this it will exposes his right arm to a hit and overbind. Push into the arm while stabbing the groin. Then follow up by continuing to deflect the right arm/knife with the buckler and make a rising cut to the gill line of the neck, under the mask. Then push in hard to take the tendons. Back out to halfshield and restab the groin from above. Keep stabbing until extra dead. While I can’t argue with the soundness of this from a combat standpoint I can hear some prosecutor telling the jury, with emotion on his part, “...he stabbed the man 18 times” and the horrified jury composing of mostly women going “aaahhhh” and thinking what a deranged beast. It seems a guy can’t win these days.
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Post by Cosmoline on Oct 20, 2017 21:08:19 GMT
Every juror knows you have to make that guy extra dead! I saw him shrug off six thirty eight slugs!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2017 22:33:08 GMT
So far..... Markus - Cold Steel Viking Hand Axe with 30 inch handle. Blade - Custom large katana - changed to Dojo Pro O-katana - changed to Chinese horse chopping Dao sword Andi - Gen 2 Maintz Gladius (Roman Sword) Freq - "Jason" Machete Pgandy - Hanwei Oxtail Dao sword LeMal - Cold Steel Boar Spear Exeter - Maintz Gladius (Roman Sword) Djin - Ronin Katana Dojo Pro katana Pellius - Hanwei Oxtail Dao sword Adrian - katana Digger - ? Scott - fern hook Zen - Doge sword Stopped - daidao Croc - banana or Filipino short sword Howler - Cold Steel Assegai short shaft spear Kalk - khukuri (khola) Jordan - Prussian M1873 Artillery Sabre Asad - Gerber knife Kylan - ? Kristian - ? Cosmo - yeoman sword and buckler Updated .....some of you r crazier than Michael Myers!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2017 6:29:23 GMT
Its Octoberfest. In the middle of the night, a noise wakes you up. You leave your bedroom and walk to your den/family living/TV room. You see nothing. You hear nothing. Then you turn toward the kitchen and see this: She must have stalked you from Octoberfest. She is short and small. She is wearing Bavarian Lederhosen. She is holding the largest beer mug from your kitchen! She sees you and starts walking toward you! Behind you are the bedrooms of your family. It's up to you to .. ...stop her? No time to access any Black Forest ham or sauerkraut. What should AndiTheBavarian do!?!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2017 7:19:00 GMT
I would take the beer mug from her and give her a large tip and make sure she made it back to the beer garden.....without waking the wife. Because, if my wife saw her in our kitchen in the middle of the night, holding a beer and me in my underwear, she would go all Michael Myers on me!
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Oct 21, 2017 7:42:44 GMT
"Stop at once, I count to 9000! Ooaaaannne..."
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2017 7:55:05 GMT
Wake up Andi, it's just a dream!
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Post by Ifrit on Oct 28, 2017 21:59:21 GMT
I am gonna have good ol beer for halloween. Hoping my friends wanna check out a pub, but if not, I will just hand out candy while drinking on the lawn in full gear
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Post by zabazagobo on Oct 28, 2017 23:17:05 GMT
Man, I missed this thread entirely.
Let's see...
(Zabazagobo uses Libra)
Mike Myers Race: Caucasian Sex: Male Height: 6'7" Weight: 250lbs Hair: Black Eyes: Blue
Powers: Immortality Regeneration
Talents Weapon Specialist: Butcher Knife
So, since he's immortal, thrusts are out. Since he regenerates, he has to be put into tiny, tiny little pieces, so...
>grabs katana, teleports behind him, activates "blade mode", judgement cut<
Now, what to do with the pieces to slow regeneration?
>flushes some down the drain. burns others, spread ashes in the ocean. tosses others into volcano. mails head to ex-gf.<
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Oct 28, 2017 23:43:04 GMT
No fingers, no knife! The rest is air setting glue/plastic!
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