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Post by shadowhowler on May 4, 2010 18:15:38 GMT
I have been back-stabbed by my wife... threw a glitch in the system she said she had the option to 'smite' me... I said 'No, that option doesn't exist anymore...' she said 'Oh yeah? I just smote you!' Sure enough... I checked, and I was down 1 karma. I have been smote... by my WIFE!!! Oh, the humanity...  |
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2010 18:20:10 GMT
I have been back-stabbed by my wife... threw a glitch in the system she said she had the option to 'smite' me... I said 'No, that option doesn't exist anymore...' she said 'Oh yeah? I just smote you!' Sure enough... I checked, and I was down 1 karma. I have been smote... by my WIFE!!! Oh, the humanity... To be fair, he was asking for it! Never tempt the woman with the "you can't do that to me" statement. It leads to no good  |
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Post by sparky on May 4, 2010 18:21:51 GMT
I have been back-stabbed by my wife... threw a glitch in the system she said she had the option to 'smite' me... I said 'No, that option doesn't exist anymore...' she said 'Oh yeah? I just smote you!' Sure enough... I checked, and I was down 1 karma. I have been smote... by my WIFE!!! Oh, the humanity... How the heck?  Doesn't it mean they love you when they pick on you? Oh well, if your wife is anything like my wife she's just to smart to keep up with. Just keep smiling and nodding. ;D I have been back-stabbed by my wife... threw a glitch in the system she said she had the option to 'smite' me... I said 'No, that option doesn't exist anymore...' she said 'Oh yeah? I just smote you!' Sure enough... I checked, and I was down 1 karma. I have been smote... by my WIFE!!! Oh, the humanity... To be fair, he was asking for it! Never tempt the woman with the "you can't do that to me" statement. It leads to no good You snuck in on me there. Very true, very true! I learned that one early. ;D |
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Post by shadowhowler on May 4, 2010 18:23:00 GMT
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2010 18:25:53 GMT
LOL.Shes right Shadowhowler,you kinda asked for it man.Hey sorry man.....always,always side with the woman,hehehehe.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2010 18:29:43 GMT
Howler, How long have you been married? You should have already learned you never, ever, ever, ever tell a woman -particularly your wife- "You can't do...." Those statements never lead to a good outcome for the person speaking them.
My son is even learning this today. He just told his mother "You can't ground me, it's not a grounding day." Guess what just happened. And this is after he sprained my wife's wrist the day before yesterday by struggling with her when she went to guide him into time out. I don't think the kiddo realizes how much trouble he is actually in this week.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2010 18:30:22 GMT
To clarify, this is how it went down:
SH: Hey did you find that quote yet?
FF: No, but there's this smite button that pops up every now and then.
SH: Whatever, you can't do that anymore.
(FF pushes the smite button)
FF: Well, it looks like I've smote you and you're down a karma.
SH: What, whatever.
FF: No seriously, look.
(SH does fact checking and the facts are not good. . . )
SH: WHAT?!? How did you do that?!
FF: I dunno, but I'm sorry, at least you know it still works ;D
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2010 18:36:22 GMT
I have been smote... by my WIFE!!!Haha you got owned! Also don't complain just enjoy it. looks at everyone staring at himI suddenly realise I give away waaay too much about myself sometimes |
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Post by shadowhowler on May 4, 2010 18:37:19 GMT
To clarify, this is how it went down: SH: Hey did you find that quote yet? FF: No, but there's this smite button that pops up every now and then. SH: Whatever, you can't do that anymore. (FF pushes the smite button) FF: Well, it looks like I've smote you and you're down a karma. SH: What, whatever. FF: No seriously, look. (SH does fact checking and the facts are not good. . . ) SH: WHAT?!? How did you do that?! FF: I dunno, but I'm sorry, at least you know it still works ;D Let me break in here with a little edit... thats just about exactly how the conversation went... except the part where she says "Sorry"... replace that part with maniacal laughter and glee. |
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Post by Tom K. (ianflaer) on May 4, 2010 18:37:54 GMT
yup it still works but you gotta have a slow connection and a fast smiting finger. some script disabling utilities like can be found on Firefox will reveal it too. I've seen it myself. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! you made him cry! you DID ask for it Sean. |
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Post by shadowhowler on May 4, 2010 18:39:05 GMT
yup it still works but you gotta have a slow connection and a fast smiting finger. some script disabling utilities like can be found on Firefox will reveal it too. I've seen it myself. Well, now I know that first hand... thats to my loving wife who, for the record, is STILL laughing her ass off about this.  |
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2010 18:41:54 GMT
i see no one has given you a pity karma for your situation. I'd give it to you, but, you know, gotta wait since I smoted you and all. (Still laughing my $emprini off, this is just too funny) |
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Post by sparky on May 4, 2010 18:47:46 GMT
Got your back buddy!
Check your karma now.
Thanks mrs SH I'd never have thought of it on my own. ;D
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Post by shadowhowler on May 4, 2010 18:48:29 GMT
Got your back buddy! Check your karma now. Thanks mrs SH I'd never have thought of it on my own. ;D At least SOMEBODY still loves me... |
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2010 18:50:55 GMT
maybe I should karma your darling wife for being full of awesome and win!
Also she never backstabbed you, she utilised your own stupidity in challenging her, so you backstabbed yourself, you wife was just the instrument of your karmal destruction, mmm karmal.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2010 18:51:22 GMT
Sounds like me and my wife.
Ill lend a hand .
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Post by Tom K. (ianflaer) on May 4, 2010 18:56:55 GMT
and +1 to my sister-chief for once again showing why it is unwise to argue with those who wear the anchor (and carry the Cutlass too I guess)
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2010 19:32:13 GMT
And the moral of today's story is: Two dragons in a bush are worth nine in the ass hat. I'm sure there's a moral in here somewhere. . . . Thanks for the karma, Tom.  And a karma from me for anyone who can identify where I stole today's moral! |
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Post by Kilted Cossack on May 4, 2010 21:15:40 GMT
Marriage is like judo. Mostly my wife turns my own stupidity against me.
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Post by shadowhowler on May 4, 2010 21:25:11 GMT
Marriage is like judo. Mostly my wife turns my own stupidity against me. Sounds more like Aikido... |
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