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Post by stickem on Apr 23, 2012 18:00:44 GMT
Hi all! Today is my 40 something birthday (can't remember... one of those 40 numbers), and my wonderful fiancée just gave me the GOAT (Greatest of All Times) sword to celebrate How she figured out exactly what I wanted, we may never know. She probably had to enlist the CIA or DEA or FBI or one of those 3-letter bunch of guys (BOG) to gather such specific intelligence :shock: Anyway, without being any more long-winded than I usually am, without further delay, here is the GOAT so you can enjoy as well Note: Please click on the thumbnail to get a full-sized view of the GOAT... and prepare your eyes for this vision of elegance and loveliness and head-rolling firepower!!! Attachments:
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Post by William Swiger on Apr 23, 2012 19:41:11 GMT
Go easy with those blades :lol:
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Post by Talon on Apr 23, 2012 19:45:33 GMT
happy birthday stickem, be carefull wielding those bad boys
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Post by WEWolf on Apr 23, 2012 19:55:46 GMT
Happy birthday! Congratulations on the swords, are you going to sharpen 'em up?
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Post by Todash on Apr 23, 2012 20:00:08 GMT
Oh man, you are one lucky dude.
Happy 40something Birthday.
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Post by Adrian Jordan on Apr 23, 2012 20:10:41 GMT
Happy Birthday!
I trust you received some state authorized safety gear to go with those.
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Post by johnwalter on Apr 24, 2012 2:17:56 GMT
Now dont go poke your eye out. Happy birthday.
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Post by Maynar on Apr 24, 2012 3:34:36 GMT
Yeah it's all fun and games till someone loses an eye. Looks like too much fun to me!
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Post by stickem on Apr 24, 2012 5:02:06 GMT
Um... good point. If I stick my eye out with this GOAT Nerf sword... lemme do some math... that means I'll only have one left...
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Post by Adrian Jordan on Apr 24, 2012 5:10:15 GMT
I hope it's cold where you live, or your wife will never buy that an ice sickle hit you in your eye.
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Post by johnwalter on Apr 24, 2012 11:52:45 GMT
Love that movie.
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Post by stickem on Apr 24, 2012 13:38:57 GMT
Yes. They must be sharp. Clever sharp for this kind of work... You see, this poor autistic kid I work with is addicted to Barney the Purple Dinosaur and all his nonsense songs. And I mean can't-turn-the-DVD-off-without-pitching-a-holy-tantrum Addicted with a capital " A." The poor child cannot tell right from wrong because of his condition; hence, his vision and judgment are surely impaired beyond repair. Therefore, I must assassinate him (the dinosaur, not the kid, silly) before I go mad!!! The boy must be rescued from the clutches of the foul beast... As it was foretold, long ago by the great sage Sir Lutwidge von Carroll, the only way to kill the great violet dragon is if one with a kind heart and true intention wields The Vorpal Blade of Nerf. As I have it now, there can be only one... me or that confounded fuzzy dinosaur... www.jabberwocky.com/carroll/jabber/jabberwocky.html
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Post by stickem on Apr 24, 2012 13:47:21 GMT
I must admit I have been riding the famed GOAT Nerf blade bareback. Alas, we have no $ left after purchasing the vorpal blade which might be used on safety gear. Therefore, I face great the great peril which only comes with wielding the GOAT...
Hey Adrian, you aren't the proper authorities, are you?
Ahem. Ummm... well... ah... see here, Officer. I made the whole thing up. The GOAT blade of Nerf, um... yeah, well... ah... we just got it at Toys'RUs. No... ah... I didn't really have to pull it out of a rock and ah... no officer, I was not seated at that Round Table when all hell broke loose... no Sir, there was no princess trapped in a tower who let down her hair for me to climb.
See ya!
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Post by stickem on Apr 24, 2012 13:51:36 GMT
Umm... I'm going with this story... ahh... "I was walking around the backyard, minding my own business... when ah... I came upon the great bamboo forest of our backyard... and so... ummm... this giant chimpanzee wielding a banana... no, make that a whole bunch of bananas... and he started throwing the bananas at me like some crazed monkey on crystal meth... and ah... one hit me in the eye!
I would have never been assaulted by the ape if you'd let me carry my sword around everywhere I go, now would I?!?"
Yeah, that's the ticket...
Think she'll go for it? Come to think of it, maybe I'll just wear some Oakleys...
Always smiling, ~ Jeff
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