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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2009 0:05:30 GMT
Death from Above?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2009 18:36:03 GMT
Which direction you beheading?
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Post by hazamayakiba on Mar 10, 2009 21:14:28 GMT
Which direction you beheading? ! Haz |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2009 0:17:35 GMT
Modern day interpretation:  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2009 2:10:02 GMT
Which direction you beheading? ! Haz Thanks, just cuttin up a little... ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2009 22:11:40 GMT
Your quote is a pretty darn funny play on words ! Haz Thanks, just cuttin up a little... ;D And your wit is wicked sharp, though it kinda sets my teeth on edge. I guess I've made my point, so will sheathe my tongue for the moment. ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2009 3:02:12 GMT
I think with raining sword death it would sworda behoove you to beheading in the opposite direction, don't you think? ;D
Omega: OMG! That is awesome man, I love eet!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2009 4:11:56 GMT
Omega: OMG! That is awesome man, I love eet! Everyone loves the rocket chainsaw. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2009 4:17:17 GMT
I wouldn't love it so much if it was aimed at me
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2009 12:59:40 GMT
Can't flee the forest for the trees,
if you don't lose your head,
you'll surly get cut off at the knees.
I'll take neither please.
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Post by hazamayakiba on Mar 13, 2009 13:33:58 GMT
From The ORIGINATORS of World Famous “SOLD OUT” Swords such as:
The D.B.Rideout “Iron Rain” & “Heli-chopper” katanas
The Bloodwraith “Long Sword Tsunami” & “Death Blossom” katanas
The Hebigakure “AirWolf” katana
The Jose A. Rosario “Iron Rain of Death” & “Spit of the Iron God” katanas
The Andrew359 “Blades of the Gods”
The Recessmonkey “Helicopter of DOOM” katana
Hazama Yakiba proudly announces the premier release of his...
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Pre-Orders are being accepted RIGHT NOW ! Don't Wait !
SEND HAZ MONEY to reserve yours as quantities will be limited !
Be the first tameshigiri practitioner on your block to cut down a whole forest of trees with only one fancy slice of your sword.
Not Available In Stores ! Must be under 18 years of age to purchase.
Limited to 1 Sword per caller ! ACT NOW !
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2009 14:18:38 GMT
From The ORIGINATORS of World Famous “SOLD OUT” Swords such as: The D.B.Rideout “Iron Rain” & “Heli-chopper” katanas The Bloodwraith “Long Sword Tsunami” & “Death Blossom” katanas The Hebigakure “AirWolf” katana The Jose A. Rosario “Iron Rain of Death” & “Spit of the Iron God” katanas The Andrew359 “Blades of the Gods” The Recessmonkey “Helicopter of DOOM” katana Hazama Yakiba proudly announces the premier release of his... Rocket Powered "Flying Death Blade" Katana Sword... w/ special gasoline powered buzz-saw-blade attachments for the first 50 customers. Pre-Orders are being accepted RIGHT NOW ! Don't Wait ! SEND HAZ MONEY to reserve yours as quantities will be limited ! Be the first tameshigiri practitioner on your block to cut down a whole forest of trees with only one fancy slice of your sword. Not Available In Stores ! Must be under 18 years of age to purchase. Limited to 1 Sword per caller ! ACT NOW ! Hahaha... You crack me up Haz! That right there is funny and I don't care who you are, that's funny! |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2009 21:04:21 GMT
Nice Haz!!!!!!!!! 1+ karma you cracked me up with that!!!!!! I want the Flying Death Blade...can it be further customized? Titanium tsuba and koshirae, dismountable lateral tsuka (for extra handling capabilities with the buzzsaw and the small engine attached to the blade), and some vicious horimono of a winged turd, so it shows my enemies their permanent state once i finish dealing with them..............can you provide an estimate of the upgrades?
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Post by hazamayakiba on Mar 13, 2009 23:41:59 GMT
Jose... My next break-through in swordsmanship will be the blood resistant... "Sword-Cam Tsuba" !!! Here is the part of the Flying Death Blade Katana Sword eBay ad regarding the tsuba description: Record your VICTORIES over your enemies with Hazama Yakiba's "Sword-Cam Tsuba".Share your conquests with your future grandchildren... impress your friends who love HORROR FLICKS.... send the message your POWERFUL SWORDSMANSHIP is unsurpassed & vicious... start your own TV Reality Show... ;D scare the hell outta your local GANG-BANGERS and capture it all LIVE... blow know-it-all YouTubers out of the water... make many friends with Blood Bank personnel... become the toast of the Vampirian Community... Yes... YOU CAN DO IT with this authentic  "Higo Period" signed Japanese tsuba personally modified for superior BETA capabilities by noneother than Hazama Yakiba ! DISCLAIMER: Taliban & Al Qaeda members in all 50 States are prohibited from purchasing this product. |
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Post by SlayerofDarkness on Mar 14, 2009 0:59:27 GMT
Actually, isn't EVERYONE prohibited from buying this product?  Oh, yeah. Everyone EXCEPT Abikay Amazah... now I wonder who that could be... ;D -Slayer |
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Post by hazamayakiba on Mar 14, 2009 1:26:20 GMT
Slayer...You playin' Twister ?  You're user name and words are startin' to make me think you are the infamous Alucard ! 
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Post by SlayerofDarkness on Mar 14, 2009 1:57:14 GMT
Dracula? Naw, to stereotypical, lol. If I was going to be a vampire, I'd do it RIGHT! ;D Hmm, Abikay Azamah DOES sound pretty cool, though... maybe he's youre evil alter-ego!  You know, like Paul has Puaul, his evil-ogre-alter-ego. -Slayer P.S. I wonder how much it would actually cost to get a miniture spy camera instaled in a tsuba... Not very practical or useful, but a cool idea nonetheless. ;D EDIT: Spelling |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2009 4:24:04 GMT
tsuba cam, the original and the best. Recording those special cutting moments since 1496, guaranteed waterproof upto 500 feet (disclaimer: sword is not waterproof only tsuba, although waterproofing can be added to the sword for the low cost value of 39.95, but wait theres more if you order in the next 385 seconds you will receive a complimentary steak knife set free of charge)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2009 16:36:06 GMT
Tsuba Cam Katana... A TCK, what an idea!
Lets all groove with a Tsuba Tube.
I spy, while you die.
Slice, dice today and show your friends tomorrow.
Record your opponents last moments and learn from his mistakes.
*Batteries not included*
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2009 2:40:47 GMT
 ? Naw, to stereotypical, lol. If I was going to be a , I'd do it  ! ;D Fixed for the truth. |
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