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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 27, 2024 5:01:02 GMT
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Post by izzy on Jan 28, 2024 16:29:08 GMT
Andi, My wife liked the potato peeler caption.
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Feb 1, 2024 6:52:19 GMT
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rschuch
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Sharp blades are good to have, if Shire-folk go walking, east, south, far away into dark and danger.
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Post by rschuch on Feb 1, 2024 16:08:22 GMT
In the "MEN" Venn diagram, does it bother anyone where the colors overlap isn't what the mixed color should actually be? They should have used primary colors and then secondary colors, right? Or am I being nerdy? I guess you could say I'm just being a jerk, but I'm not that good looking.
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Post by izzy on Feb 1, 2024 18:08:12 GMT
In the "MEN" Venn diagram, does it bother anyone where the colors overlap isn't what the mixed color should actually be? They should have used primary colors and then secondary colors, right? Or am I being nerdy? I guess you could say I'm just being a jerk, but I'm not that good looking. Even better question is why put Homosexual in the center Combining the "best" qualities. This reminds me of when I watched about 1/2 of "In & Out" ( movie) when I turned to my my friend who spent 10 years in a Siberian Work Camp ( USSR) and said: "This is like communist propaganda!" and he said "NO, it's better propaganda, because they made it funny...".
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Post by paulmuaddib on Feb 1, 2024 22:50:20 GMT
In the "MEN" Venn diagram, does it bother anyone where the colors overlap isn't what the mixed color should actually be? They should have used primary colors and then secondary colors, right? Or am I being nerdy? I guess you could say I'm just being a jerk, but I'm not that good looking. No just being nerdy. But I like the observation so I guess I’m a little nerdy too. 😏
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Post by paulmuaddib on Feb 1, 2024 22:54:43 GMT
In the "MEN" Venn diagram, does it bother anyone where the colors overlap isn't what the mixed color should actually be? They should have used primary colors and then secondary colors, right? Or am I being nerdy? I guess you could say I'm just being a jerk, but I'm not that good looking. Even better question is why put Homosexual in the center Combining the "best" qualities. This reminds me of when I watched about 1/2 of "In & Out" ( movie) when I turned to my my friend who spent 10 years in a Siberian Work Camp ( USSR) and said: "This is like communist propaganda!" and he said "NO, it's better propaganda, because they made it funny...". As a straight man I hate to admit that putting all the best qualities on gay men is about right. They take care of their appearance, dress better in general, are usually well educated, can talk to women easier because there’s no threat. I could go on but you get the idea. Haven’t seen In & Out but now want to.
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Post by izzy on Feb 2, 2024 1:13:59 GMT
Even better question is why put Homosexual in the center Combining the "best" qualities. This reminds me of when I watched about 1/2 of "In & Out" ( movie) when I turned to my my friend who spent 10 years in a Siberian Work Camp ( USSR) and said: "This is like communist propaganda!" and he said "NO, it's better propaganda, because they made it funny...". As a straight man I hate to admit that putting all the best qualities on gay men is about right. They take care of their appearance, dress better in general, are usually well educated, can talk to women easier because there’s no threat. I could go on but you get the idea. Haven’t seen In & Out but now want to. Sure go ahead if that's what you want. I saw only part of it.
Just be sure to look up:
Atrazine
Phthalates
Endocrine Disrupting Chemicals ( EDC's)
Add in the spice of propaganda to the mix and we come to these "middle of the road" figures:
Now just how "funny" is it when Human reproduction rates fall below "replacement value" ? Don't think that it will make life easier, or the environment cleaner... .gov just brings in more poor suckers to take care of the issue.
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Now for a few Jokes:
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?" "Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"
---------------- The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
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I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
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My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."
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I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
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Why are friends a lot like snow? If you pee on them, they disappear.
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My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
_________________ My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
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Post by izzy on Feb 2, 2024 3:01:21 GMT
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Feb 2, 2024 6:24:15 GMT
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Post by paulmuaddib on Feb 2, 2024 8:32:17 GMT
As a straight man I hate to admit that putting all the best qualities on gay men is about right. They take care of their appearance, dress better in general, are usually well educated, can talk to women easier because there’s no threat. I could go on but you get the idea. Haven’t seen In & Out but now want to. Sure go ahead if that's what you want. I saw only part of it.
Just be sure to look up:
Atrazine
Phthalates
Endocrine Disrupting Chemicals ( EDC's)
Add in the spice of propaganda to the mix and we come to these "middle of the road" figures:
Now just how "funny" is it when Human reproduction rates fall below "replacement value" ? Don't think that it will make life easier, or the environment cleaner... .gov just brings in more poor suckers to take care of the issue.
_____________________
Now for a few Jokes:
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?" "Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"
---------------- The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
______________
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
__________
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
_______________
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."
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I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
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Why are friends a lot like snow? If you pee on them, they disappear.
___________________________
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
_________________ My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
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Wow! Didn’t mean to trigger you. I did look up the movie and remember it when it came out but never saw it. And I’m not going to look all that stuff up because I don’t give a semprini. I’m way closer to the end than the beginning and just can’t rouse myself to care about much I have no control over. As far as “replacement value” I’ve thought there are way to many people on this planet for 40+ years. But again I have no control over that except for my contribution of not having children. But I’m not going to get into this more as it’s controversial and bordering on politics. And it’s a joke thread ffs.
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Post by izzy on Feb 2, 2024 9:30:06 GMT
Sure go ahead if that's what you want. I saw only part of it.
Just be sure to look up:
Atrazine
Phthalates
Endocrine Disrupting Chemicals ( EDC's)
Add in the spice of propaganda to the mix and we come to these "middle of the road" figures:
Now just how "funny" is it when Human reproduction rates fall below "replacement value" ? Don't think that it will make life easier, or the environment cleaner... .gov just brings in more poor suckers to take care of the issue.
_____________________
Now for a few Jokes:
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
--------------
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?" "Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"
---------------- The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
______________
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
__________
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
_______________
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."
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I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
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Why are friends a lot like snow? If you pee on them, they disappear.
___________________________
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
_________________ My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
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Wow! Didn’t mean to trigger you. I did look up the movie and remember it when it came out but never saw it. And I’m not going to look all that stuff up because I don’t give a semprini. I’m way closer to the end than the beginning and just can’t rouse myself to care about much I have no control over. As far as “replacement value” I’ve thought there are way to many people on this planet for 40+ years. But again I have no control over that except for my contribution of not having children. But I’m not going to get into this more as it’s controversial and bordering on politics. And it’s a joke thread ffs. Triggered, nope. I was raised differently than you. People just need to know how they are being physically and socially engineered "that way". Population reductions have happened before, this one just started more quietly, but is likely to end in a bang.
Yes this is a Joke thread, hence the Jokes after in my previous post, and the "star wars" meme in the post after. Even in the worst of times people need to laugh.
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Post by izzy on Feb 2, 2024 10:06:50 GMT
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Post by paulmuaddib on Feb 2, 2024 20:10:49 GMT
Wow! Didn’t mean to trigger you. I did look up the movie and remember it when it came out but never saw it. And I’m not going to look all that stuff up because I don’t give a semprini. I’m way closer to the end than the beginning and just can’t rouse myself to care about much I have no control over. As far as “replacement value” I’ve thought there are way to many people on this planet for 40+ years. But again I have no control over that except for my contribution of not having children. But I’m not going to get into this more as it’s controversial and bordering on politics. And it’s a joke thread ffs. Triggered, nope. I was raised differently than you. People just need to know how they are being physically and socially engineered "that way". Population reductions have happened before, this one just started more quietly, but is likely to end in a bang.
Yes this is a Joke thread, hence the Jokes after in my previous post, and the "star wars" meme in the post after. Even in the worst of times people need to laugh. Well since we weren’t raised in the same household, with different parents and probably in different areas, I’m sure we were raised differently. Of course the way you said that seems like an insult. Also I think you need to look up the slang use of triggered. Your reaction to my attempt (albeit probably a poor one) at humor is the definition of triggered. You keep referencing population reductions and yet the population of the planet keeps growing. I’ve known people that believe ‘they’ are trying to kill us with chem trails, big ag like Monsanto and so on. My response to them has always been “Well ‘they’ are doing a terrible job because there are more people than ever.” Now I think I’ll go get some of my swords out and oil them.
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Feb 2, 2024 21:24:09 GMT
Don't you remember me of my Bayer shares!
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Feb 3, 2024 6:04:09 GMT
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