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Post by izzy on Jan 14, 2024 8:00:48 GMT
A young Jewish financial intern working in Manhattan simply could not afford a new vehicle, and did not want to pay city parking, so he decided to buy a camel to ride on. Every day he would ride his camel to his office and in the evening he would ride it back. Now at least he felt that he was a real Jewish Cowboy. But after several weeks of riding the camel he came out and it was gone. He went to the Police department to file a report on the stolen camel. "Tell me sir, I need some information so that we can look for it. Was it a dark brown camel or a light brown one?" "I don't exactly remember the color" he said. "Okay, tell me did it have one hump or two?" "Hmmm, I really did not pay attention, I just sat on a saddle" "Well then, did it have a long tail or a short tail?" "Gee, I really did not notice" "Do you remember the color of the eye?" "No, I haven't any idea." "Well you probably don't know if it was a male camel or a female." "Ah, that I do know! It was a male!" "Now look here sir, if you did not know if it had one hump or two humps, if it had a long tail or short tail, if was dark brown or light brown, or the color of the eyes, how on earth are you so certain that it was a male?" The young man answered "Well, you know that every morning when I would ride it to work, people would come running to the sidewalk to watch me as I rode by. I could hear them call to their friends yelling"...."Hey look at the Schmuck on that camel !! '"
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Post by paulmuaddib on Jan 17, 2024 13:48:14 GMT
Oh the guillotine one had me laughing. Plinkotine?
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Post by pellius on Jan 18, 2024 12:24:06 GMT
Actually lol’d
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Post by eastman on Jan 21, 2024 0:24:58 GMT
top one should be an "8" instead of a "9". I've had days like that
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Post by pellius on Jan 21, 2024 0:52:36 GMT
top one should be an "8" instead of a "9". I've had days like that “These go to eleven.”
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 21, 2024 1:11:37 GMT
With an "8" you still can say: "It could be worse!"
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 26, 2024 4:29:23 GMT
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Post by durinnmcfurren on Jan 26, 2024 5:20:00 GMT
Like Oðin ever asked Freya!
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