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Post by pgandy on Jan 23, 2022 17:19:33 GMT
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Post by Zen_Hydra on Jan 23, 2022 17:22:55 GMT
...can a PETA representative please pick up a white courtesy phone?...
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Post by howler on Jan 23, 2022 21:11:05 GMT
As I was preparing for bed last night I saw an unsightly creature walking nonchalantly across the bedroom floor after invading my home. My first thought of course was to defend myself but with what? My canes were all in another room then I saw a katana. It was a Musashi Bamboo. With one side step and an arm’s reach it was in my hand and in a flash the saya was separate and on the bed. As I was about to strike, this critter went into high gear. Thanks to all of the backyard practice my cut was fast and true amputating two legs while ending him of his evil doings. I’m happy to report that during the conflict I suffered no injuries, coming through without a scratch. I must say that he was more dangerous and skilled adversary than those constantly invading plastic bottles. You're gonna clearly need some rum to steady those nerves after such a traumatic, hard fought battle.
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Post by pgandy on Jan 23, 2022 22:04:45 GMT
As I was preparing for bed last night I saw an unsightly creature walking nonchalantly across the bedroom floor after invading my home. My first thought of course was to defend myself but with what? My canes were all in another room then I saw a katana. It was a Musashi Bamboo. With one side step and an arm’s reach it was in my hand and in a flash the saya was separate and on the bed. As I was about to strike, this critter went into high gear. Thanks to all of the backyard practice my cut was fast and true amputating two legs while ending him of his evil doings. I’m happy to report that during the conflict I suffered no injuries, coming through without a scratch. I must say that he was more dangerous and skilled adversary than those constantly invading plastic bottles. You're gonna clearly need some rum to steady those nerves after such a traumatic, hard fought battle. I'll drink to that. 😁 😁
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Post by Sir Thorfinn on Jan 23, 2022 22:25:47 GMT
Clearly it had it coming.
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Post by Lord Newport on Jan 23, 2022 23:05:50 GMT
Very lucky to have lived to tell the tale...
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Post by pgandy on Jan 24, 2022 0:07:36 GMT
Very lucky to have lived to tell the tale... Tell me something I don't know.
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Post by treeslicer on Jan 24, 2022 0:34:23 GMT
You should have a kinzogan-mei added to the nakago to record your accomplishment for posterity.
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Post by Elrikk on Jan 24, 2022 1:26:10 GMT
Step 1 burn house down. There is no step 2.
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 24, 2022 4:16:03 GMT
"I can't feel my legs!"
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Post by skelley on Jan 24, 2022 5:10:52 GMT
I think I know two guys that could use such a skilled individual in their adventures!
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Post by pellius on Jan 24, 2022 5:29:36 GMT
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Post by Lancelot Chan on Jan 24, 2022 5:49:47 GMT
WOW!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2022 5:53:50 GMT
I dub thee, Roach Slayer, slayer of roaches, protector of the realm
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Post by kaiyo on Jan 24, 2022 11:48:15 GMT
look at the size of that evil MF, looks to be at least 10 inches, hope you are alright buddy, takes some skill to bring that hellish creature down with just a sword
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Post by pgandy on Jan 24, 2022 12:42:19 GMT
I dub thee, Roach Slayer, slayer of roaches, protector of the realm Wow, three titles at once. I’m honoured. Should I change my user name?
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Post by pgandy on Jan 24, 2022 12:53:37 GMT
look at the size of that evil MF, looks to be at least 10 inches, hope you are alright buddy, takes some skill to bring that hellish creature down with just a sword Yeah, just look at the spikes on his hind legs. One connecting kick and I probably would have been in a world of hurt. 😊
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2022 12:58:48 GMT
I dub thee, Roach Slayer, slayer of roaches, protector of the realm Wow, three titles at once. I’m honoured. Should I change my user name? Perhaps even your legal identity. This is too big for sbg alone
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Post by MatthewGMK on Jan 24, 2022 16:45:16 GMT
... a moment of silence, please, for the deceased.
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Post by rannh1 on Jan 24, 2022 16:49:53 GMT
... a moment of silence, please, for the deceased. Hell no. Kill all the roaches.
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