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Post by alientude on Jan 8, 2021 2:43:33 GMT
Well, that's it. Brother Nathaniel now has the ultimate power.
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Post by Sir Thorfinn on Jan 8, 2021 3:03:52 GMT
*bows low to new corkscrew overlord*
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Post by Scott on Jan 8, 2021 3:43:05 GMT
A tactical corkscrew? What will they think of next?
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 8, 2021 4:19:47 GMT
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Post by Adventurer'sBlade on Jan 8, 2021 5:58:18 GMT
I'll reserve judgment until you've had a chance to punch some meat dressed in denim so we can see if it actually carves out a cylindrical plug of flesh.
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marcofthecovenant
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Post by marcofthecovenant on Jan 8, 2021 6:06:28 GMT
Wait a minute aren't those banned by the Geneva Conventions?!
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marcofthecovenant
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Post by marcofthecovenant on Jan 8, 2021 6:18:37 GMT
If 2020 was a rectal thermometer
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Post by Adventurer'sBlade on Jan 8, 2021 6:18:44 GMT
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marcofthecovenant
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Post by marcofthecovenant on Jan 8, 2021 6:20:14 GMT
Wait a minute aren't those banned by the Geneva Conventions?! I know you must be kidding 100%
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 8, 2021 7:15:52 GMT
If 2020 was a rectal thermometer
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Post by howler on Jan 8, 2021 7:37:17 GMT
The Crown Jewel of your collection, Brother. Use your power wisely.
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Post by treeslicer on Jan 8, 2021 7:57:37 GMT
Just the thing for post-apocalyptic hemorrhoidectomies. Talk about a pile driver......
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 8, 2021 8:06:13 GMT
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Post by pgandy on Jan 8, 2021 12:19:21 GMT
That indeed looks vicious. I suspect it will take a good deal of energy to make that thing work as it should. Definitely keep us informed. Like Adventurer, I’ll reserve further comment at this time.
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 8, 2021 12:21:40 GMT
Is there a left handed version?
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Post by Ouroboros on Jan 8, 2021 14:32:45 GMT
It was use of such weapons that depopulated Mars, caused a runaway greenhouse effect on Venus and pushed Pluto out of being a planet...
Do NOT drop the superweapon!
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Post by Ouroboros on Jan 8, 2021 14:34:37 GMT
I have heard the young men of Judah. They acknowledge me king.
As for you, you thought my father's yoke was heavy, wait until you feel mine.
You thought my father's taxes too high. Mine will crush you.
How dare you speak out against your lawful king?
My father chastised you with whips. I shall use scorpions!
I am your king! They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would no doubt have continued with us: but they went out, that they might be made manifest that they were not all of us... 1J.2:19
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Post by Sir Thorfinn on Jan 8, 2021 14:45:45 GMT
It was use of such weapons that depopulated Mars, caused a runaway greenhouse effect on Venus and pushed Pluto out of being a planet... Do NOT drop the superweapon! Isn't this why the 'John Carter' series ended? Mars died...
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Post by pellius on Jan 9, 2021 2:36:34 GMT
I have heard the young men of Judah. They acknowledge me king.
As for you, you thought my father's yoke was heavy, wait until you feel mine.
You thought my father's taxes too high. Mine will crush you.
How dare you speak out against your lawful king?
My father chastised you with whips. I shall use scorpions!
I am your king! My little finger shall be thicker than my father’s waist!
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Post by legacyofthesword on Jan 9, 2021 22:02:12 GMT
I have heard the young men of Judah. They acknowledge me king.
As for you, you thought my father's yoke was heavy, wait until you feel mine.
You thought my father's taxes too high. Mine will crush you.
How dare you speak out against your lawful king?
My father chastised you with whips. I shall use scorpions!
I am your king! They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would no doubt have continued with us: but they went out, that they might be made manifest that they were not all of us... 1J.2:19 I have heard the young men of Judah. They acknowledge me king.
As for you, you thought my father's yoke was heavy, wait until you feel mine.
You thought my father's taxes too high. Mine will crush you.
How dare you speak out against your lawful king?
My father chastised you with whips. I shall use scorpions!
I am your king! My little finger shall be thicker than my father’s waist! Man, I need to go read the Old Testament again. I forgot how hilarious some of the language and metaphors were....
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