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Post by pgandy on Oct 7, 2020 18:29:20 GMT
OK guys, for those wondering the difference here’s the official medical definition of each in case you were wondering;
We've heard colleagues referring to people with Guts, or with Balls.
Do they, however, know the difference between them? Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.
GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the Balls to say: “You're next, Chubby!”
This should clear up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal.
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Post by howler on Oct 7, 2020 20:24:37 GMT
Love it. The Balls def. will surely give harsher punishment, probably a kick to the balls rather than the guts.
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