|
Post by Tendrax on Mar 20, 2011 19:17:20 GMT
It's also freakin HUGE. Lol. If Johns hands are anywhere close to mine I'm gonna guess it's about 10 inches wide or so.
|
|
|
Post by John Greybeard on Mar 20, 2011 22:42:42 GMT
Hey, CR and Talon - ain't it just amazing the way these threads spin all out of control into realms of mythic depravity and such? So now I've got no choice but to come up with a "deflowered virgin snuff dragon" pommel - I guess for the H/T Loooooonngsword...
Thanks, John. I especially appreciate that coming from you! And Tendrax, you've got some good eyes there... 10-7/16ths" across. You know, we just had lots of bronze just layin' around doing nuthin'... hahahahahahaha
|
|
|
Post by Lonely Wolf Forge on Mar 20, 2011 23:28:47 GMT
you forgot the demon blood john. Sheesh. "deflowered virgin snuff dragon demon blood" Pommel
|
|
|
Post by John Greybeard on Mar 21, 2011 0:42:57 GMT
Just don't know if I can get my buddy who does patinas for me to work with demon blood, Saito. Patina is the only thing I don't do myself, have to depend on Tom for that cause I've already had way too much experience with toxic chemicals (pharmaceutical grade and otherwise... hahahahaha) Maybe I wouldn't have to tell him what it is?
|
|
|
Post by JohnE on Mar 21, 2011 0:53:38 GMT
I kinda like that. When it comes to longswords (I'm guessing based on the length on the grip), I'd rather have a guard on the long side than the short side. A longsword with a short cross just doesn't look right to me.
|
|
|
Post by Vincent Dolan on Mar 21, 2011 1:18:40 GMT
Agreed. Now, an arming sword with a short cross, mmmmm...
|
|
|
Post by KaOsBlaKbLaDe on Mar 21, 2011 17:45:57 GMT
just caught the pics John and BRAVO!! I especially like the hands and the stag guard. The detail in the fingers is impressive was that a cast piece?? I can see a viking guard and a scent stopper in my future? ![???](//storage.forums.net/forum/images/smiley/huh.png) Vincent, Your gallery link finally GOT me, i've passed it by but your hook was irresistable
|
|
|
Post by caferacer on Mar 21, 2011 18:21:43 GMT
deflowering demon snuff dragons? there aint enough whiskey in the world!
|
|
Talon
Member
Senior Forumite
Posts: 2,554
|
Post by Talon on Mar 21, 2011 18:40:26 GMT
oh i wouldnt say that ![;)](//storage.forums.net/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) ive dated the odd dragon in my time :lol: ,though i have a feeling they already came deflowered :shock: ok back to the thread
|
|
|
Post by KaOsBlaKbLaDe on Mar 22, 2011 17:04:44 GMT
talon, if i've learned anything in a misspent life, I would like to point out that,......all dragons are odd, some just have better redeeming qualities
|
|
Talon
Member
Senior Forumite
Posts: 2,554
|
Post by Talon on Mar 22, 2011 18:20:06 GMT
:lol: true
|
|
|
Post by John Greybeard on Mar 23, 2011 1:57:28 GMT
Thanks, Kaos! The hands are still in sculpy, I'll be casting them in bronze in the next few weeks.
Cafe - I have personally found that there is enough whiskey to get a rather small-ish (odd or less so...) dragon drunk enough to deflower. But the next morning can be hell... hahahahahahahaha
|
|
|
Post by Lonely Wolf Forge on Mar 23, 2011 12:34:19 GMT
bwahahhahhahahha. gotta watch this video. its a perfect dragon defloration song.
|
|
|
Post by caferacer on Mar 23, 2011 20:04:13 GMT
the whiskey wasn't for the dragon!
|
|
|
Post by Lonely Wolf Forge on Mar 23, 2011 21:56:07 GMT
hahahha
|
|
ghost
Member
Posts: 1,324
|
Post by ghost on Mar 23, 2011 22:43:00 GMT
saito, I loved this clip. FIrst time watching it...really funny stuff. That kid was so hilarious.
|
|
|
Post by Tendrax on Mar 24, 2011 5:35:32 GMT
Yeah, that really was a great movie. Hardly a masterpiece by any means, but the perfect outlet for Jack Black to be Jack Black. Plus Tenacious D Rocks.
|
|
|
Post by John Greybeard on Mar 24, 2011 12:09:57 GMT
Abso-F'ing-lootely!!!!! From now on Barry White is off the dragon deflowering playlist... Its allll big Ten-D! Did they CGI the Blackster's face onto that kid?!??! Un-naturally Hilarious!!! Thanks, Saito!
Cafe - whiskey is for everybody!!! (aahh, errr, ummm, but me... anymore... go figure, eh?)
|
|
|
Post by Lonely Wolf Forge on Mar 24, 2011 13:06:28 GMT
the first lines were perfect for the theme going on in this thread...hahahha
|
|
ghost
Member
Posts: 1,324
|
Post by ghost on Mar 25, 2011 21:01:22 GMT
This one's for John and for his recovery its not the hair...or is it?
|
|