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SanMarc Senior Forumite Posts: 3,193	Knight vs Samurai Oct 10, 2010 4:10:00 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by SanMarc on Oct 10, 2010 4:10:00 GMT bout time chris!!
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Ceebs Member Posts: 373	Knight vs Samurai Oct 10, 2010 4:34:42 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Ceebs on Oct 10, 2010 4:34:42 GMT Vincent Dolan wrote You should start keeping a victim count, Chris. I may have to! Sorry I took so long Sanmarc. I was unpacking my things in the new forum
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SanMarc Senior Forumite Posts: 3,193	Knight vs Samurai Oct 10, 2010 4:38:58 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by SanMarc on Oct 10, 2010 4:38:58 GMT Ha! I just moved to new digs beside to the new fourm, so lots of boxes to go through!!
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Knight vs Samurai Oct 11, 2010 0:41:31 GMT

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Taran wrote

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Claymore wrote
Neither. A viking suddenly appears, spears the samurai and staves in the knight's helm with him axe. He then proceeds to steal all their semprini, 'cause that's how vikings roll.

But then the samurai's decapitated head takes a chunk out of the Viking's leg and they all die.

At which point the ninja and pirate show up and start fighting over all this sweet stuff left lying around by dead people...

Then, appearing out of the mist, (did I not mention the mist? Well, there's mist) strides CHUCK MUTHAF*CKIN' NORRIS who slays both of then quickly and silently with his bare hands, then slowly turns and walks away, for what need has he of weapons or armour?

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Knight vs Samurai Oct 11, 2010 6:26:35 GMT

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Then, appearing out of the mist, (did I not mention the mist? Well, there's mist) strides CHUCK MUTHAF*CKIN' NORRIS who slays both of then quickly and silently with his bare hands, then slowly turns and walks away, for what need has he of weapons or armour?

Bah. As he's walking away, Vladimir Putin snipes him with his rifle and the caption 'IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PRESIDENT ASSASSINATES YOU!' appears over Chuck's body.

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SanMarc Senior Forumite Posts: 3,193	Knight vs Samurai Oct 11, 2010 7:05:12 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by SanMarc on Oct 11, 2010 7:05:12 GMT But then Chuck spits out the bullits and grabs Putin with his long reach grab and pounds him to dust! No one, and I mean no one Gets away from Chuck!!! ....SanMarc.
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Knight vs Samurai Oct 11, 2010 7:18:08 GMT

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Vincent Dolan wrote

Claymore wrote
Then, appearing out of the mist, (did I not mention the mist? Well, there's mist) strides CHUCK MUTHAF*CKIN' NORRIS who slays both of then quickly and silently with his bare hands, then slowly turns and walks away, for what need has he of weapons or armour?

Bah. As he's walking away, Vladimir Putin snipes him with his rifle and the caption 'IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PRESIDENT ASSASSINATES YOU!' appears over Chuck's body.

However, Bear Grylls sneaks quietly out of the surrounding forest (did I forget to mention the forest as well? how careless of me) and calmly dispatches Putin from behind, all the while explaining in a low and gentle voice that while outside of their native Soviet Russian domain, russian politicians are vulnerable to assassination. He then proceeds to fashion a stylish new suit out of Putin's skin, bones, and vital organs. He uses the bones to fashion buttons, and the large intestines to create a belt, and the skin is used as fabric. 'Cause that's how the Bear rolls, mofo.

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Knight vs Samurai Oct 11, 2010 7:57:59 GMT

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Claymore wrote

Vincent Dolan wrote

Claymore wrote
Then, appearing out of the mist, (did I not mention the mist? Well, there's mist) strides CHUCK MUTHAF*CKIN' NORRIS who slays both of then quickly and silently with his bare hands, then slowly turns and walks away, for what need has he of weapons or armour?

Bah. As he's walking away, Vladimir Putin snipes him with his rifle and the caption 'IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PRESIDENT ASSASSINATES YOU!' appears over Chuck's body.

However, Bear Grylls sneaks quietly out of the surrounding forest (did I forget to mention the forest as well? how careless of me) and calmly dispatches Putin from behind, all the while explaining in a low and gentle voice that while outside of their native Soviet Russian domain, russian politicians are vulnerable to assassination. He then proceeds to fashion a stylish new suit out of Putin's skin, bones, and vital organs. He uses the bones to fashion buttons, and the large intestines to create a belt, and the skin is used as fabric. 'Cause that's how the Bear rolls, mofo.

Then Vogons detonate the the entire planet and everything on it.

The planet explodes to make way for a new intergalactic byway.

My favorite quotes from Rorschach from the comic Watchmen

"Once a man has seen society's black underbelly, he can never turn his back on it. Never pretend, like you do, that it doesn't exist."

"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with *ME*!"

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Knight vs Samurai Oct 11, 2010 8:08:45 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2010 8:08:45 GMT Well, I guess you win then.

Maynar Member Posts: 1,357	Knight vs Samurai Oct 11, 2010 8:28:41 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Maynar on Oct 11, 2010 8:28:41 GMT lmao
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TomK Member Senior Forumite Posts: 2,377	Knight vs Samurai Oct 11, 2010 14:59:35 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by TomK on Oct 11, 2010 14:59:35 GMT NOT the place I expected a Douglas Adams reference. well done ineffableone, have your only begotten sandwich maker treat you to a nice spot of lunch.
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SanMarc Senior Forumite Posts: 3,193	Knight vs Samurai Oct 11, 2010 19:38:59 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by SanMarc on Oct 11, 2010 19:38:59 GMT 42
	The Road To Succsess Is Coverd By The Backs Of Many, "I" Chose The Hard Way!!!

LiamBoyle Member Fechtmeister the Clueless of H.A.S.C. Posts: 478	Knight vs Samurai Oct 11, 2010 21:43:32 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by LiamBoyle on Oct 11, 2010 21:43:32 GMT "What is six times seven?"
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SanMarc Senior Forumite Posts: 3,193	Knight vs Samurai Oct 12, 2010 5:18:37 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by SanMarc on Oct 12, 2010 5:18:37 GMT The awnser to life the univers and everthing......
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Knight vs Samurai Oct 12, 2010 5:34:26 GMT

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After a quick visit to Magrathea the Earth has been put back into place so people can continue to argue pointless drivel as if it is meaningful. While this is often thought of as a bad idea, it does keep the people looking on amused at just ridiculous debates. :lol:

My favorite quotes from Rorschach from the comic Watchmen

"Once a man has seen society's black underbelly, he can never turn his back on it. Never pretend, like you do, that it doesn't exist."

"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with *ME*!"

Odingaard Manufacturer/Vendor Posts: 2,655	Knight vs Samurai Oct 12, 2010 16:53:51 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Odingaard on Oct 12, 2010 16:53:51 GMT Goodbye, so long, and thanks for all the fish...
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Taran Member Posts: 2,621	Knight vs Samurai Oct 13, 2010 1:32:05 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Taran on Oct 13, 2010 1:32:05 GMT Just make sure when you leave the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, you use the correct door.
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