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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2010 5:37:46 GMT
Ok, so I had posted a question about the buttcap on a kanana and how mine wiggled and Sanmarc said it was because my wrap wasn't tight enough. So I showed him my rap was TIGHT! Ugh... yeah... what what? I was cuttin with my homies fellas couldn't show me The way that I want to cut, pfft oh please I get 8 slices on them waterbottles my friend gets one then he walks away and waddles Great sword of war I've swung before all them other posers had walked out the door But I got my VA Three Oh Three And you best not step or I'll sting you like a BEE! Ugh... yeah... what up? So that gave me a fun idea to bring a new game to the general forums. I want you guys to crank out your rap engines and come up with the coolest/goofiest/funniest/hipest/hopest/beep-bop-a-rockest rap you can. If it will help convey the beat, you can always start with "To the beat of Snoop Dog's Jin and Juice... or something. Remember, the more outlandish, the better! Here's the full thread that inspired me: /index.cgi?action=display&board=repair&thread=18285&page=1
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2010 5:52:04 GMT
Oh Crap Rap!! I Created A Monster!!!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2010 16:00:24 GMT
Typical rap scenario:
"My sword is better than yours, (insert rapper name x100)"..... Repeat as necessary.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2010 20:02:03 GMT
I hate rap ;D
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2010 21:07:28 GMT
Johnny wanted a sword, And Oakeshott he did read. So instead of a Type Xa, He chose Type XIIIb. Would he choose a Hanwei piece? Made in China still. Or would he choose a MRL, And let India make his steel? Would he chose an Albion? For the cost of a car loan. Or would he chose an Atrim blade? Or draw a sword from a stone? To custom makers, he sent emails, About what he did want. To Lundemo, Fable, Peter Lyon, Vince Evans, he wrote them all. The truth be said, Johnny's wife; made that final call. It was a nice NERF boffer sword, Found Wal*Mart's toy aisle. Lots of swords you may want, But then you might find, What you want and what you get, Are differently defined... Peace out, biznatches...
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Post by SlayerofDarkness on Sept 8, 2010 21:12:41 GMT
EPIC! It was only a few months ago I found out there was such a thing as good rap (no haters, please. ), but I have to admit, it ain't horrible. ;D So, I'll be getting to work on this post-haste. +1 to Greg and Odin, for their stories of epicness. -Slayer
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2010 21:32:37 GMT
Rap..., somebody left the "c" off that word!
Jeff Foxworthy
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2010 21:39:49 GMT
Rap..., somebody left the "c" off that word! Jeff Foxworthy Carp? I'm glad most of you are finding this amusing, even if it's the tongue and cheek amusing.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2010 21:49:50 GMT
Depends which cheek!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2010 23:48:34 GMT
Carp? I'm glad most of you are finding this amusing, even if it's the tongue and cheek amusing. Dyslexia, a terrible thing.....
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2010 0:28:34 GMT
;D Attachments:
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2010 1:13:03 GMT
Well Greg, this is a great send off to the old SBG!!!!
....SanMarc.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2010 4:56:05 GMT
So I've been chillin at these forums For about a year or so Watching people come and watchin people grow But Proboards has it's rules that we need to respect But we'll find a new place a new place to connect All the vets will be there and the new ones too So lets get on our way and bid proboards ado My sword is better than yoooooouuuuuurrrrrs! Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg Peace out! Edit: Ok, for all you "haters" out there, try reading the lyrics to the sound of your stereotypical bard. Lute and all, it still works... Even the "My sword is better then yours..." but he'd just be a really annoying bard at that point. If anyone doubts me, I'd be happy to bring out my guitar and show you.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2010 13:56:22 GMT
At least you could use reasonable english guys (in veldruk's case it's adieu not ado) unless it is much ado about nothing and then I think the lady doth protest too much.
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Post by shadowhowler on Sept 11, 2010 14:16:46 GMT
At least you could use reasonable english guys (in veldruk's case it's adieu not ado) unless it is much ado about nothing and then I think the lady doth protest too much. If you use reasonable english 'Waith then it ain't rap.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2010 14:33:33 GMT
Very nice guys! Ya'll gots skillz!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2010 17:39:54 GMT
At least you could use reasonable english guys (in veldruk's case it's adieu not ado) unless it is much ado about nothing and then I think the lady doth protest too much. That's not reasonable english! It's reasonable french!
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