Joke Thread II

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pellius Moderator Posts: 4,522	Joke Thread II Dec 27, 2022 21:39:54 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by pellius on Dec 27, 2022 21:39:54 GMT We regret to inform the membership that the previous joke thread was taking up way too much space and had to be pruned. Feel free to add new (or favorite recycled) jokes to this thread. Thank you, sword friends.

tera Moderator Posts: 1,260	Joke Thread II Dec 27, 2022 23:24:46 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by tera on Dec 27, 2022 23:24:46 GMT A New Year, a new start, some new jokes! Attachments:

AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Dec 28, 2022 4:36:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Dec 28, 2022 4:36:09 GMT
	Last Edit: Dec 29, 2022 5:39:37 GMT by AndiTheBarvarian Ja wo samma denn ?

AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Dec 29, 2022 5:35:20 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Dec 29, 2022 5:35:20 GMT
	Ja wo samma denn ?

pgandy Moderator Senior Forumite Posts: 9,521	Joke Thread II Dec 29, 2022 12:44:40 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by pgandy on Dec 29, 2022 12:44:40 GMT My mind is like an internet browser. At least 19 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no clue where the music is coming from.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Joke Thread II Dec 29, 2022 18:07:15 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2022 18:07:15 GMT Dec 28, 2022 4:36:09 GMT AndiTheBarvarian said: LOL I was 100% sure this was gonna be an apple a day joke

AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Dec 30, 2022 6:08:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Dec 30, 2022 6:08:07 GMT
	Ja wo samma denn ?

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Joke Thread II Dec 30, 2022 6:16:15 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2022 6:16:15 GMT I have to admit Andi, my contributions is just being a middle man between you and a friend of mine, passing your guys memes back and forth

AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Dec 30, 2022 8:12:00 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Dec 30, 2022 8:12:00 GMT I'm a middleman myself. The memes probably are originally made by the reptilians!
	Ja wo samma denn ?

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Joke Thread II Dec 30, 2022 19:36:25 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2022 19:36:25 GMT

AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Dec 31, 2022 1:32:00 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Dec 31, 2022 1:32:00 GMT
	Ja wo samma denn ?

AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Dec 31, 2022 10:41:04 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Dec 31, 2022 10:41:04 GMT
	Last Edit: Dec 31, 2022 10:42:19 GMT by AndiTheBarvarian Ja wo samma denn ?

AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Dec 31, 2022 20:59:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Dec 31, 2022 20:59:55 GMT
	Last Edit: Dec 31, 2022 21:27:52 GMT by AndiTheBarvarian Ja wo samma denn ?

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Joke Thread II Dec 31, 2022 22:06:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2022 22:06:23 GMT

skelley Member Posts: 455	Joke Thread II Dec 31, 2022 23:42:52 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by skelley on Dec 31, 2022 23:42:52 GMT Dec 31, 2022 20:59:55 GMT AndiTheBarvarian said: Ha! That's what you think! I haven't given a crap about New Year's since I was... I dunno, 16ish, I think. I would love to go to a Chinese New Year event one day though. Always seemed like more fun.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Joke Thread II Jan 1, 2023 0:59:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2023 0:59:23 GMT Two from me today, for new years

AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Jan 1, 2023 16:19:47 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 1, 2023 16:19:47 GMT
	Ja wo samma denn ?

howler Member Posts: 5,084	Joke Thread II Jan 1, 2023 20:28:02 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by howler on Jan 1, 2023 20:28:02 GMT Snowman joke is fantastic.

AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Jan 2, 2023 6:21:39 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 2, 2023 6:21:39 GMT
	Ja wo samma denn ?

AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Jan 3, 2023 4:31:39 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 3, 2023 4:31:39 GMT
	Ja wo samma denn ?

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rh: Hello swordfriends, is someone here who owns or owned a shamshir made by ottoman swords? Mar 15, 2023 14:35:07 GMT

AndiTheBarvarian: Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell? Answer: In Gondor! Mar 14, 2023 18:55:17 GMT

txhighlander: For Gondor! Mar 14, 2023 17:51:54 GMT

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cptclap: Hey all. Mar 11, 2023 14:59:34 GMT

AndiTheBarvarian: Awful! (A man's gotta do...) Mar 3, 2023 5:19:08 GMT *

eastman: (don't want to, but with that last Shout I have to) No nose, then how does he smell? Mar 3, 2023 1:27:32 GMT

AndiTheBarvarian: My polar bear's got no nose. Mar 2, 2023 19:38:27 GMT

AndiTheBarvarian: Not really. Mar 2, 2023 18:04:30 GMT

RufusScorpius: That depends on which end of the polar bear you are getting the air from..... Mar 2, 2023 13:46:57 GMT

AndiTheBarvarian: When the air here smells like polar bear it's cold too, but not sooo. Mar 1, 2023 18:01:19 GMT

Ouroboros: Fascinating. Our weather in Ottawa is guided by the arctic jetstream. When it dips low under james bay. Ontario gets smoked with cold. The great lakes provide an incredible ammount of lake effect snow that usually buries anyone along the St Lawrence Mar 1, 2023 16:20:31 GMT *

AndiTheBarvarian: With certain constellations of highs and lows Sahara air (and sand = dirty cars and red sunsets) is lead to Germany via Spain and France. Mar 1, 2023 15:40:49 GMT *

AndiTheBarvarian:

Things have changed! Mar 1, 2023 15:38:01 GMT

RufusScorpius: I thought storms in Germany came from Italy? More or less in the form of a testudo? Mar 1, 2023 14:45:18 GMT

AndiTheBarvarian: That wasn't a joke, the warm weather last week was indeed warm air from the Sahara with some Sahara sand/dust. Mar 1, 2023 14:32:22 GMT

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Joke Thread II

Post by pellius on Dec 27, 2022 21:39:54 GMT

Post by tera on Dec 27, 2022 23:24:46 GMT

Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Dec 28, 2022 4:36:09 GMT

Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Dec 29, 2022 5:35:20 GMT

Post by pgandy on Dec 29, 2022 12:44:40 GMT

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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Dec 30, 2022 6:08:07 GMT

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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Dec 30, 2022 8:12:00 GMT

Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2022 19:36:25 GMT

Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Dec 31, 2022 1:32:00 GMT

Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Dec 31, 2022 10:41:04 GMT

Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Dec 31, 2022 20:59:55 GMT

Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2022 22:06:23 GMT

Post by skelley on Dec 31, 2022 23:42:52 GMT

Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2023 0:59:23 GMT

Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 1, 2023 16:19:47 GMT

Post by howler on Jan 1, 2023 20:28:02 GMT

Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 2, 2023 6:21:39 GMT

Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 3, 2023 4:31:39 GMT

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