Wanted: Hanwei Pappenheimer pommel

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The Fighting Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valley in the lower Ramtops, have a passing-out test for a novice.
He is taken into a room full of all types of bladed weapons and asked: Yo, my son, which of these is the most stylish thing to use?
And the correct answer is: Hey, whatever I select.

(with due apologies to Terry Pratchett)