AndiTheBarvarian
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Mar 16, 2020 19:00:58 GMT
Didn't thought of this, I see me digging a big hole in the garden then.
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Post by RickDastardly on Mar 16, 2020 19:15:33 GMT
True story:
Six months ago our toilet suddenly backed up. Vigorous plunging was no help and we don't have easy access to the sewer, so I called in an expert.
He climbed up to the roof, shoved his jet cleaner pipe down the top of the downpipe as far as it would go, and tried to blast the blockage out. That didn't work, but the whole downpipe full of poo exploded out of the toilet into the bathroom: 3cm deep and flooding through to the kitchen underneath! The smell was just outrageous; I had to keep stopping cleaning so as not to add to it with vomit.
He had to cut into the bottom of the cast iron downpipe and managed to clear the blockage that way, the rest of the contents spraying out over the garden. It was mostly caused by those allegedly flushable, wet bum wipes that my wife likes to use. The garden was full of poo and non-disintegrated wipes for weeks! The weeds loved it. The expert said he sees those wipes causing blockages frequently.
So, don't flush anything except TP!
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Mar 16, 2020 19:17:22 GMT
My nephews once had a blockage from those wet wipes too, but less cataclysmal. I'll consider it.
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Post by pgandy on Mar 16, 2020 20:36:19 GMT
It is the custom here for the ticos to bag up the dirty paper and throw out with the regular trash. I was aware of the custom, which is apparently common with all Latinos, when I read the book “Aging with Costa Rican Women” but failed to follow the practice which might explain why the toilet in the house in which a rented a room kept stopping up. This was before reading the book. One day my maid asked where was I putting my paper and I pointed to the toilet which excited her and I was told not to do that, I didn’t stop. However when the dirty papers begin to pile up in the corner from visitors and workers I remembered the book and put a lined waste basket there which worked. Finally the native ways began working on me and I began bagging like everyone else. When the day came that I remodelled the bathroom I specified an US style throne so that I could flush. That alone cost $500 and the extra comfort from the larger seat almost justified the price in itself. That was one of the first things my army buddy commented on during a visit. I don’t know the final tab as it was run in with other things. The none flushing habit might explain the no run on toilet paper. I’ve always used paper towels on a daily bases but more so in recent days. These I throw in with the recyclable trash and gets carried away every other week. There was a time when I’d carry the recyclable stuff down the mountain at the end of the week and it was picked up there. Later I took the easy way out and lumped everything together and it was carried off twice a week. Now they will pick it up every other week.
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Post by pgandy on Mar 16, 2020 20:43:18 GMT
True story: Six months ago our toilet suddenly backed up. Vigorous plunging was no help and we don't have easy access to the sewer, so I called in an expert. He climbed up to the roof, shoved his jet cleaner pipe down the top of the downpipe as far as it would go, and tried to blast the blockage out. That didn't work, but the whole downpipe full of poo exploded out of the toilet into the bathroom: 3cm deep and flooding through to the kitchen underneath! The smell was just outrageous; I had to keep stopping cleaning so as not to add to it with vomit. He had to cut into the bottom of the cast iron downpipe and managed to clear the blockage that way, the rest of the contents spraying out over the garden. It was mostly caused by those allegedly flushable, wet bum wipes that my wife likes to use. The garden was full of poo and non-disintegrated wipes for weeks! The weeds loved it. The expert said he sees those wipes causing blockages frequently. So, don't flush anything except TP! Your story reminded me of one of mine, but fortunately to a lesser degree. My girlfriend, later my wife and now my X, gave me a puppy to replace my German Shepard named General Beauregard which I lost. I would turn him out and he would run off and do his thing. I had taught him to come home when I sounded Recall. Many times he’d show up soaking wet. One night I called and he didn’t respond never to be seen again. The pup was an All American breed that she picked up somewhere. One of the first things on the list was to house break the little fellow. Being a pup and not house broken I didn’t want him running free in the house when I was gone so I put papers in the bathroom as part of the training program and within the week he was trained or so I thought. I was really surprised at the speed the little guy caught on. I was amazed. So each day I’d put fresh papers in the bathroom and shut him in. I noticed the papers weren’t all that messed up on my return, a little poo not much more, and didn’t think much of it, just wow that was the easiest ever. Then as time would have it fall with its weather came around. I got my answer when I fired up the furnace. He was using the heating vent in the floor. No poo just urine but Woweeeeeeee! That made me work for days.
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Post by paulmuaddib on Mar 16, 2020 21:34:03 GMT
Having been raised, at least part of my life, with septic tanks just got into the habit of not flushing tp. A good septic system will break down tp. But the one my cousins had, they helped raise my sister and I, was one of the old fashion kind with only one chamber an no electronics. So they felt it was better to not put tp in it. Also having been in construction and doing apartment maintenance I know and have heard many horror stories about backed up toilet plumbing. Also worked for a restoration company(house fires, water damage, etc) black water was the nastiest. Black water being toilet, grey water being all other waste water from house. Rick that is one bad story.
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Post by pgandy on Mar 16, 2020 21:47:46 GMT
You told me something that I didn’t know. My tank is approximately 8’x6½’x? One chamber and no electronics. In the 20 years I’ve been here I’ve had it pumped twice. The first time was shortly after I moved in and in retrospect didn’t need it, the second 2 or 3 years ago. I’ve been lucky.
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Post by Dandelion on Mar 16, 2020 23:04:43 GMT
True story: Six months ago our toilet suddenly backed up. Vigorous plunging was no help and we don't have easy access to the sewer, so I called in an expert. He climbed up to the roof, shoved his jet cleaner pipe down the top of the downpipe as far as it would go, and tried to blast the blockage out. That didn't work, but the whole downpipe full of poo exploded out of the toilet into the bathroom: 3cm deep and flooding through to the kitchen underneath! The smell was just outrageous; I had to keep stopping cleaning so as not to add to it with vomit. He had to cut into the bottom of the cast iron downpipe and managed to clear the blockage that way, the rest of the contents spraying out over the garden. It was mostly caused by those allegedly flushable, wet bum wipes that my wife likes to use. The garden was full of poo and non-disintegrated wipes for weeks! The weeds loved it. The expert said he sees those wipes causing blockages frequently. So, don't flush anything except TP! Been there.. a big pavlovnia tree across the street grew its roots in the seams of the old earthenware pipes leading from our house to the sewer channel under the green area across the street; performed like filter grit! and then a real heavy rain cam, some downbursts, the grit went shut to all sorts of idiotic garbage... and the whole SH*T gazpacho came up through a manhole in our cellar! Pees, and poosand many MANY interesting stuff, i can tell you, which wasnt supposed to be there! Female hygiene stuff, anyone? Who does flush such stuff? And handkerchiefs and, and... and the smell. Days. Weeks. Such a RICH aroma!
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Post by paulmuaddib on Mar 17, 2020 1:12:03 GMT
You told me something that I didn’t know. My tank is approximately 8’x6½’x? One chamber and no electronics. In the 20 years I’ve been here I’ve had it pumped twice. The first time was shortly after I moved in and in retrospect didn’t need it, the second 2 or 3 years ago. I’ve been lucky. If you don’t put anything but human waste( you all know what I’m saying) and toilet paper in it and the tank has good enzymes in it you should be ok. No bleach, kills enzymes. I’ve know some that hadn’t been pumped in a long time. The more humans you have the more strain on the system. Especially kids. If you’ve had them you know how much tp they can use when they’re young. The septic industry recommends using septic safe tp. It’s single ply. Not going there. 😏
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Post by pgandy on Mar 17, 2020 1:21:26 GMT
If you don’t put anything but human waste( you all know what I’m saying) and toilet paper in it and the tank has good enzymes in it you should be ok. No bleach, kills enzymes. I’ve know some that hadn’t been pumped in a long time. The more humans you have the more strain on the system. Especially kids. If you’ve had them you know how much tp they can use when they’re young. The septic industry recommends using septic safe tp. It’s single ply. Not going there. 😏 Only human waste and tp goes into tank. No kids, I live alone except during the day when my amiga comes by daily. I like the 3 ply stuff but this is the first I've found for sometime, I'll watch it in the future.
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Post by pgandy on Mar 17, 2020 1:25:06 GMT
I saw on the news tonight Wednesday they are closing our land borders. The airports and seaports will remain open at least for now. We relay heavily on truck deliveries. This is not an industrial nation and nearly everything is imported other than food and much of that is imported.
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Post by paulmuaddib on Mar 17, 2020 1:40:06 GMT
Pgandy, I hope at 80 you don’t have any kids there!😏 Hope you do ok man. Good luck.
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Post by rannh1 on Mar 18, 2020 14:07:40 GMT
Water, bidets and sprays.
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Mar 21, 2020 16:45:34 GMT
Yeeeaaah! Sweet victory, semprini! Yeehaawww!
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Post by pgandy on Mar 21, 2020 18:45:43 GMT
Pgandy, I hope at 80 you don’t have any kids there!😏 Hope you do ok man. Good luck. Thanks. No kids.
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Post by christain on Mar 21, 2020 20:19:48 GMT
Luckily, I just stocked up on beer, have shelves and a fridge full of food, and I have a bidet on my toilet. It's kinda weird using it...but if it works.... Wasn't my idea to have it installed, but now I'm kinda glad SHE did.
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Post by pgandy on Mar 21, 2020 22:10:52 GMT
In my younger days I remember very well using the last year’s Sears & Roebuck catalog. We also used Montgomery & Ward’s catalog but the Sears was more popular so more of those were around. There was a joke about corn cobs but never tried one. I believe they belonged to the previous generation. I also remember newspapers but out where I lived they were scarce. I expect all will be difficult to find today at least in sufficient quantity. In the last 20 years I’ve seen my newspaper double in price for about the quarter of number of pages, and some papers no longer exist. There’s one I know of that now uses the Internet with no hard copy.
Perhaps some old British vets will chime in, if there are any out there. As I understand it during WWII they were issued 3 sheets of tp/day. And in WWI during the Gallipoli Campaign ran out all together.
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Post by RickDastardly on Mar 23, 2020 20:29:26 GMT
Our local supermarkets still have no TP...
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Post by howler on Mar 23, 2020 20:33:52 GMT
Our local supermarkets still have no TP...
Just don't temporarily put "used edible wipes" on the kitchen counter while hungry & inebriated inhabitants are about. .
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Post by pgandy on Mar 24, 2020 1:21:04 GMT
Our local supermarkets still have no TP...
The postdigested ones are, but that will require tp which is in short supply.
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