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Post by Makoto Pat on Dec 22, 2010 0:42:30 GMT
Well thank God for that because I am married to a hottie and I ain't the sharpest crayon either. But she would knock the Hell off me if I even suggested she hold a carrot while I waved a blade at her.
Ric...I too vaguely remember that old vid...
And seriously was that 'hand off' vid real or a joke?
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Post by mikejapan on Dec 22, 2010 7:38:31 GMT
... no comment Hmph
Just drunk friends who can't wield a sword properly and no common sense... Empty puppets..
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Post by RicWilly on Dec 22, 2010 10:27:15 GMT
Found it.
The couple shows up around 2:20,
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Post by chuckinohio on Dec 22, 2010 14:03:12 GMT
Scantily dressed girl with banannas= WIN
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Post by whitefeathers on Dec 22, 2010 14:31:16 GMT
I'm with kitty, I'd run too. Darwin will eventually sort these out. I cant believe the guy and the girl=stupid.
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Post by Makoto Pat on Dec 22, 2010 16:19:37 GMT
You know? Guy + Girl (often) = stupid which proves humanity has adapted to cancel out Darwin's theory.
If it were true eventually there would be no stupid. But then there would be no funny either...balances out like and equation I guess.
The things that really bother me about this clip is all the junk on the ground while they are cutting, their proximity to each other, and having someone hold stuff for you makes me too nervous...especially since they obviously are more confident than trained and able.
One more personal note is if there into cutting why don't they cut that grass?
Also note that anyone at anytime can come down with the stupid.
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Post by RicWilly on Dec 22, 2010 17:30:08 GMT
I'm supprized no one has expressed concern for the cat.
Looking a this couple explains where [censored for political content]s come from.
(Please note that particuale joke is designed so any politcal persuasion may be inserted enabling any other persuasion to feel superior thus making it apolitical therefore not being in violation of the no politics rule.)
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Post by Makoto Pat on Dec 22, 2010 18:08:00 GMT
Ric, If you ever run for I will vote for you...In my twisted mind I see you making them cut the grass using the poor cat as a weapon.
It is hilarious.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2011 14:54:56 GMT
Hell, let em reproduce, the offspring they create would be great cannon fodder for the US military and by that I mean making them stand in fornt of the infantry men whom have a brain or another member of the Jackass crew, either way, they're gonna get hurt in some way. :mrgreen:
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2011 13:17:32 GMT
i like their backward cutting setup, the waterhose is there for a reason. It is to aid in mastering the art of
"trip by waterhose, fall down with katana in face freak accident"
bunch of immature darwin awards....taking a sword for a toy....i wonder what happens when he cut off his GF finger...
"ooo so sorry honey buns....we are still having sex later tonight right?"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2011 20:25:28 GMT
Lolz, epicz... I agree dude, that is EXACTLY what he would ask. Cause I know if I had one quarter of a brain that's what I'd ask too. Except he probably stopped off to get some fast food along the way to the hospital and bought her a Vanilla Shake to 'feel better'.
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Post by frankthebunny on Jan 21, 2011 0:15:58 GMT
I am not squeamish by nature but I almost couldn't watch what happened when the cat walked past or when the girlfriend was holding the fruit. my stomach is still turning just thinking about it! friggan train wreck!!
just to know how many of these sessions are happening that aren't being filmed is mind numbing. one day, swords will be banned everywhere because of morons like these :cry:
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2011 4:17:58 GMT
I do believe he did loose a finger. After they walk away..look at the left(of our point of view)chair leg, that looks like a finger.
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Post by RicWilly on Jan 25, 2011 9:42:43 GMT
Naw, looks like blood to me. Saw it dripping out of his hand.
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Post by Makoto Pat on Jan 25, 2011 22:03:24 GMT
I concur looks like blood. Probably ended up with a scare...not a cool scar...like I got that defending a fair maiden at the local tavern scar...more like I was drunk and my friend cut me scare.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2011 4:30:25 GMT
Yea, but what is that thumb looking object on the floor? No doubt though, that the blade went straight down his right palm.
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Post by RicWilly on Jan 26, 2011 9:56:01 GMT
That was his semprini. It refused to stay attached to someone so irresponsible.
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Post by ChrisRiley93 on Jan 26, 2011 18:56:55 GMT
Natural selection at its best.
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