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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2010 4:50:25 GMT
. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. [Points to sword] Conan's Father: This you can trust. Before i began training my friend in stage combat, i told him what it means to pick up a sword, ie- not a toy, not just some kind of tool, etc, then right before i handed it to him, i quoted that. As for me- 'Conan, what is best in life?' 'To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, to hear the lamentation of the women.' (said in that totally stone face manner that made it just funny) Terry Pratchett's version Cowan (an 86 year old barbarian) "Cowan .... what would you say is best in life ?" "Hhhmmm ........ Hot Water ...... Good Dentistry ..... and .... Soft Lavatory Paper ......"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2010 5:54:00 GMT
"Some mothaf*ckas are always tryin' to ice-skate uphill!"
-Blade, right before popping Deacon Frost like a vampiric Hindenburg.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2010 16:10:50 GMT
"Not in the mood?! Mood's a thing for cattle and love play... not fighting"
Gurney Hallek
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2010 17:03:34 GMT
* Teacher: I see your talents have gone beyond the mere physical level. Your skills are now at the point of spiritual insight. I have several questions. What is the highest technique you hope to achieve ? Lee: To have no technique. Teacher: Very good. What are your thoughts when facing an opponent ? Lee: There is no opponent. Teacher: And why is that ? Lee: Because the word "I" does not exist. Teacher: So, continue... Lee: A good fight should be like a small play, but played seriously. A good martial artist does not become tense, but ready. Not thinking, yet not dreaming. Ready for whatever may come. When the opponent expands, I contract. When he contracts, I expand. And when there is an opportunity, I do not hit. It hits all by itself. Teacher: Now, you must remember: the enemy has only images and illusions behind which he hides his true motives. Destroy the image and you will break the enemy. * Boards don't hit back * I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum. Jim
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2010 17:18:49 GMT
(Duke of Buckingham): "You will accept no reward from a friend, please accept this (hands D'artagnan a rapier), "and this (extends his hand) from an enemy"
(D'artagnan): "Well that is different"
The Three Musketeers (1973)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2010 18:37:30 GMT
Always thought it was good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper as I believe he didn't have his dinchewers in at the time
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2010 19:55:07 GMT
Good one, Brissy. Night Shadow recalled two of my favs there, especially the Roddie Piper quote. i was hesitant to post anything, knowing that i'd forgotten something....
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Post by ShooterMike on Jun 8, 2010 20:13:06 GMT
Robert De Niro as Sam and Jean Reno as Vincent, from Ronin (1998):
Vincent (French accent): How did you know ee t'was an ambush?
Sam: If there's doubt, there is no doubt. That's the first thing they teach you.
Vincent: Who ees "they?"
Sam: I can't remember. That's the second thing they teach you.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2010 5:09:12 GMT
he he yeah, Ronin was a nice underrated movie ...... still got it on vhs, havent quite found it around on dvd ...... eluding me damnit
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2010 17:10:53 GMT
"I mean, if you think, that, about it... If you were a fishy, would you like getting Pohnched? I know I wouldn't. I'd rather get shot by layzorz any day of the week. Even WEDNESDAY!"
-The Fifth Avacado.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2010 17:22:26 GMT
That sounds a lot like a line from a scene in The XIX Cauliflower
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2010 3:24:48 GMT
thats not a knife.......now thats a KNIFE
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