*UPDATE!* Guess what?!?!?!
Mar 11, 2009 19:03:26 GMT
Post by SlayerofDarkness on Mar 11, 2009 19:03:26 GMT
UPDATE- See page 2
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Guess what, guys?
Well, you probably know about Cold Steel's "Joke of the Week".
(Found here: www.coldsteel.com/jokes.html )
You probably also know that whoever submits the winning 'Joke of the Week' gets a Cold Steel T-Shirt, a 'Sharkie', and a Kudu Folder. You see where I'm going here...?
Yep, I actually WON! ;D ;D ;D
It's not all that much, but still... Now, there's only 4 weeks until it arrives.
I sent them about 5-6 jokes (ALL FAMILY-FRIENDLY!), which took me about 2 hours online to find. I never realized how hard to was to find appropriate jokes that weren't copyrighted and were actually funny!
Oh, and BTW, here's the joke I submitted.
Thanks for reading! I just had to let you guys know... I'M TOTALLY EXCITED! (I know, it's kinda lame being so excited over $25 worth of stuff, but.... It's free! )
-Slayer
EDIT: Mods- I wasn't sure if this should go here or in the Cafe, so feel free to move it! ;D
SECOND EDIT: Credit to Evocolo for the joke. Thanks, mate! +1
______________________________
Guess what, guys?
Well, you probably know about Cold Steel's "Joke of the Week".
(Found here: www.coldsteel.com/jokes.html )
You probably also know that whoever submits the winning 'Joke of the Week' gets a Cold Steel T-Shirt, a 'Sharkie', and a Kudu Folder. You see where I'm going here...?
Yep, I actually WON! ;D ;D ;D
It's not all that much, but still... Now, there's only 4 weeks until it arrives.
I sent them about 5-6 jokes (ALL FAMILY-FRIENDLY!), which took me about 2 hours online to find. I never realized how hard to was to find appropriate jokes that weren't copyrighted and were actually funny!
Oh, and BTW, here's the joke I submitted.
A deaf-mute man walks up to the local mafia don in the don's office. He uses sign language to say, "Don Giovanni, I'd like to work for you."
Don Giovanni, not understanding sign language, asks his right hand man Vito to translate ('cause it just so happens that Vito went to the Mafia School For Sign Language Translation). Vito says, "Boss, he says he wants to do a job for you."
"Okay," says Don Giovanni. "Tell the deaf-mute that I'd like him to go rob the town's bank, bring back the money, and we'll let him work for The Family." Vito signs this back to the deaf-mute, who then goes off and does the dirty deed.
However, before returning to Don Giovanni, the deaf-mute first hides half of the money. The Don receives the deaf-mute and his money, counts the cash-- and he sees that he's been shorted by half. Don Giovanni whips out a pistol and points it at the deaf-mute, saying "Vito, tell the deaf-mute I want to know where the other half of the money is. If he holds out, I'll shoot 'im." Vito does so.
The deaf-mute furiously signs back, "Don Giovanni, I'm very sorry! The money is behind a loose brick in the fireplace at my house! *Nobody* knows it's there! Please forgive me!"
Don Giovanni sees the furious signing and asks Vito, "Vito, what did the deaf guy say?"
Vito says, "Boss, he doesn't think you have the guts to pull the trigger."
Don Giovanni, not understanding sign language, asks his right hand man Vito to translate ('cause it just so happens that Vito went to the Mafia School For Sign Language Translation). Vito says, "Boss, he says he wants to do a job for you."
"Okay," says Don Giovanni. "Tell the deaf-mute that I'd like him to go rob the town's bank, bring back the money, and we'll let him work for The Family." Vito signs this back to the deaf-mute, who then goes off and does the dirty deed.
However, before returning to Don Giovanni, the deaf-mute first hides half of the money. The Don receives the deaf-mute and his money, counts the cash-- and he sees that he's been shorted by half. Don Giovanni whips out a pistol and points it at the deaf-mute, saying "Vito, tell the deaf-mute I want to know where the other half of the money is. If he holds out, I'll shoot 'im." Vito does so.
The deaf-mute furiously signs back, "Don Giovanni, I'm very sorry! The money is behind a loose brick in the fireplace at my house! *Nobody* knows it's there! Please forgive me!"
Don Giovanni sees the furious signing and asks Vito, "Vito, what did the deaf guy say?"
Vito says, "Boss, he doesn't think you have the guts to pull the trigger."
Thanks for reading! I just had to let you guys know... I'M TOTALLY EXCITED! (I know, it's kinda lame being so excited over $25 worth of stuff, but.... It's free! )
-Slayer
EDIT: Mods- I wasn't sure if this should go here or in the Cafe, so feel free to move it! ;D
SECOND EDIT: Credit to Evocolo for the joke. Thanks, mate! +1