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AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Jan 4, 2023 5:07:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 4, 2023 5:07:09 GMT Aaand today:
	Last Edit: Jan 4, 2023 9:52:08 GMT by AndiTheBarvarian Ja wo samma denn ?

AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Jan 5, 2023 6:59:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 5, 2023 6:59:09 GMT
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AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Jan 6, 2023 3:27:22 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 6, 2023 3:27:22 GMT
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AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Jan 7, 2023 4:07:10 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 7, 2023 4:07:10 GMT
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AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Jan 8, 2023 4:32:42 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 8, 2023 4:32:42 GMT
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pgandy Moderator Senior Forumite Posts: 9,521	Joke Thread II Jan 8, 2023 13:29:18 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by pgandy on Jan 8, 2023 13:29:18 GMT Apparently RSVPing to a wedding invitation "Maybe next time" isn't the correct response.

AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Jan 9, 2023 4:38:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 9, 2023 4:38:07 GMT
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AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Jan 10, 2023 7:10:54 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 10, 2023 7:10:54 GMT
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AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Jan 11, 2023 7:02:59 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 11, 2023 7:02:59 GMT
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AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Jan 12, 2023 7:03:34 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 12, 2023 7:03:34 GMT
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pgandy Moderator Senior Forumite Posts: 9,521	Joke Thread II Jan 12, 2023 12:26:53 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by pgandy on Jan 12, 2023 12:26:53 GMT Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall, and when it rang, I picked it up without knowing who was calling.

AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Jan 13, 2023 6:01:54 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 13, 2023 6:01:54 GMT
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AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Jan 14, 2023 4:26:52 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 14, 2023 4:26:52 GMT (The Artist Formerly Known As Prince)
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AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Jan 15, 2023 5:26:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 15, 2023 5:26:23 GMT
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perignum Member Posts: 266	Joke Thread II Jan 15, 2023 20:56:51 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by perignum on Jan 15, 2023 20:56:51 GMT I’ve decided to give up alcohol for six months of the year. I’m only drunk every second day.

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Joke Thread II Jan 16, 2023 1:02:45 GMT

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Post by treeslicer on Jan 16, 2023 1:02:45 GMT

Jan 15, 2023 5:26:23 GMT AndiTheBarvarian said:

Shreklichkeit? Now that's barbarism.

Darn, I trained for the Third World War, but what I got was War in the Third World.
"Specialization is for insects" -- Robert A. Heinlein
“Do not draw, do not force others to draw. Do not cut, do not force others to cut. Do not kill, do not be killed. Even if one encounters the greatest of sinners, one should kindly offer sermon and show them the path of good men. If the worst occurs and they do not conform, then without hesitation apply kesagiri and send them to Buddha.”

AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Jan 16, 2023 6:23:27 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 16, 2023 6:23:27 GMT
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Joke Thread II Jan 16, 2023 12:18:27 GMT

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Post by pgandy on Jan 16, 2023 12:18:27 GMT

^#2 reminded me of one of my X’s in-laws. He told his wife that he was leaving her for another woman while she was making a salad. Never, never tell your wife that you are trading her in for another while she has a knife in her hand. That is poor timing to the extreme.

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AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Jan 16, 2023 12:30:35 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 16, 2023 12:30:35 GMT Famous last words: Hah, you don't dare..
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AndiTheBarvarian Member Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 8,814	Joke Thread II Jan 17, 2023 7:20:18 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 17, 2023 7:20:18 GMT
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AndiTheBarvarian: Awful! (A man's gotta do...) Mar 3, 2023 5:19:08 GMT *

eastman: (don't want to, but with that last Shout I have to) No nose, then how does he smell? Mar 3, 2023 1:27:32 GMT

AndiTheBarvarian: My polar bear's got no nose. Mar 2, 2023 19:38:27 GMT

AndiTheBarvarian: Not really. Mar 2, 2023 18:04:30 GMT

RufusScorpius: That depends on which end of the polar bear you are getting the air from..... Mar 2, 2023 13:46:57 GMT

AndiTheBarvarian: When the air here smells like polar bear it's cold too, but not sooo. Mar 1, 2023 18:01:19 GMT

Ouroboros: Fascinating. Our weather in Ottawa is guided by the arctic jetstream. When it dips low under james bay. Ontario gets smoked with cold. The great lakes provide an incredible ammount of lake effect snow that usually buries anyone along the St Lawrence Mar 1, 2023 16:20:31 GMT *

AndiTheBarvarian: With certain constellations of highs and lows Sahara air (and sand = dirty cars and red sunsets) is lead to Germany via Spain and France. Mar 1, 2023 15:40:49 GMT *

AndiTheBarvarian:

Things have changed! Mar 1, 2023 15:38:01 GMT

RufusScorpius: I thought storms in Germany came from Italy? More or less in the form of a testudo? Mar 1, 2023 14:45:18 GMT

AndiTheBarvarian: That wasn't a joke, the warm weather last week was indeed warm air from the Sahara with some Sahara sand/dust. Mar 1, 2023 14:32:22 GMT

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