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Post by howler on Apr 24, 2021 21:45:46 GMT
Now, if you had a pack of Siberian tigers pulling the wagons while exclaiming to all in earshot that they were your "house cats"...that would indeed make your enemies think you urinate napalm. Shall I do so wearing a mullet? And besides, lots of people have seen trained tigers at the animal shows, but have you ever seen house cats respond on demand to commands? Or do anything at all they were told to? No, I think having German Sheppard level trained house cats shows that their master is a force of nature not to be trifled with. Who else but a terrible and mighty leader could train obedience in the only animal species that ever domesticated humans? This brings up the question of how many average sized (say, 12-15lb.) cats it would take to pull the wagon. What a sight such a feline fureball ocean that would be.
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Post by RufusScorpius on Apr 24, 2021 22:00:30 GMT
exactly, it would be a swarm of thousands of highly trained cats! A veritable ocean of fur under my control! Look upon my power and dispair! Muhahahahaha! Muhahahahhahah!
oh, ahem, uh. Sorry, got carried away there.
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Post by treeslicer on Apr 24, 2021 23:22:51 GMT
Now, if you had a pack of Siberian tigers pulling the wagons while exclaiming to all in earshot that they were your "house cats"...that would indeed make your enemies think you urinate napalm. ..............Who else but a terrible and mighty leader could train obedience in the only animal species that ever domesticated humans? A really, really good genetic engineer.
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Post by howler on Apr 25, 2021 0:27:23 GMT
exactly, it would be a swarm of thousands of highly trained cats! A veritable ocean of fur under my control! Look upon my power and dispair! Muhahahahaha! Muhahahahhahah! oh, ahem, uh. Sorry, got carried away there. I just imagined what a horrible death hundreds/thousands of cats attacking a single nude man would be, each cat relentlessly mauling you at the control & training of their maniacal master.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2021 0:40:20 GMT
exactly, it would be a swarm of thousands of highly trained cats! A veritable ocean of fur under my control! Look upon my power and dispair! Muhahahahaha! Muhahahahhahah! oh, ahem, uh. Sorry, got carried away there. I just imagined what a horrible death hundreds/thousands of cats attacking a single nude man would be, each cat relentlessly mauling you at the control & training of their maniacal master. You've succeeded in making house cats terrifying
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Post by RufusScorpius on Apr 25, 2021 0:53:52 GMT
Or ducks. Imagine getting pecked to death by ducks.
Laugh at my duck sled will you?! Attack! Kill!
It would be like 5 minutes before you realized that you were in serious danger, and another 10 before you realized you are going to die.
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Post by paulmuaddib on Apr 25, 2021 0:57:59 GMT
You guys are killing me. It is late though.
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Post by howler on Apr 25, 2021 3:00:57 GMT
Or ducks. Imagine getting pecked to death by ducks. Laugh at my duck sled will you?! Attack! Kill! It would be like 5 minutes before you realized that you were in serious danger, and another 10 before you realized you are going to die. For anyone thinking a duck ain't lethal, just try watching Howard The Duck without blowing your brains out.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2021 5:13:39 GMT
Or ducks. Imagine getting pecked to death by ducks. Laugh at my duck sled will you?! Attack! Kill! It would be like 5 minutes before you realized that you were in serious danger, and another 10 before you realized you are going to die. I raise your duck with Canadian geese. Also known as the cobra chicken. Proof there is such a thing as evil in the world
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Post by RufusScorpius on Apr 25, 2021 12:55:50 GMT
OK, so slightly back on topic: why not ducks? They can fly, they can swim, they can walk.
Need to cross a river? Load the sled on the ducks and cross without getting your feet wet
Need to cross a canyon? Tie the sled to the ducks and fly across
Gentle road or forest trail? Walk and enjoy the view
Encounter a foe bigger or stronger than yourself? Have the ducks swarm them in the face and stab your opponent while they are fighting off the ducks.
Need reinforcements or rescue? Tie a note to a duck's leg and let it fly home.
You can also eat them and they taste way better than mule or donkey.
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Post by RufusScorpius on Apr 25, 2021 12:58:53 GMT
Or ducks. Imagine getting pecked to death by ducks. Laugh at my duck sled will you?! Attack! Kill! It would be like 5 minutes before you realized that you were in serious danger, and another 10 before you realized you are going to die. I raise your duck with Canadian geese. Also known as the cobra chicken. Proof there is such a thing as evil in the world There are lots of Canadian geese here this time of year. And of course we have no shortage of the dumpster ducks: aka seagulls.
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Post by paulmuaddib on Apr 25, 2021 13:33:57 GMT
Ok, I’m going to correct you guys. It’s Canada geese NOT Canadian geese. I said it wrong too for years. And it’s kind of reassuring that even Canadians get it wrong. Now back to your regularly scheduled program.
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Apr 25, 2021 13:36:05 GMT
Canadian Canada geese?
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Post by pellius on Apr 25, 2021 13:44:25 GMT
Canada geese. Huh. I had no idea.
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Post by RufusScorpius on Apr 25, 2021 14:34:20 GMT
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Apr 25, 2021 15:15:09 GMT
A Canada goose living not in Canada is a Canada goose, but what if it's living in Canada?
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Post by RufusScorpius on Apr 25, 2021 15:33:01 GMT
well ya know, geez, a Canada goose is Canadian, eh? If it gows down south there it's still Canadian, eh?
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Apr 25, 2021 15:40:13 GMT
Or just a Canada goose!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2021 17:30:06 GMT
Ok, I’m going to correct you guys. It’s Canada geese NOT Canadian geese. I said it wrong too for years. And it’s kind of reassuring that even Canadians get it wrong. Now back to your regularly scheduled program. I'm happy to get it wrong, those geese were never Canadians to me.
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Post by paulmuaddib on Apr 25, 2021 17:35:06 GMT
Ok, I’m going to correct you guys. It’s Canada geese NOT Canadian geese. I said it wrong too for years. And it’s kind of reassuring that even Canadians get it wrong. Now back to your regularly scheduled program. I'm happy to get it wrong, those geese were never Canadians to me. From everything I’ve read on here and elsewhere, the only way people enjoy Canada geese is from afar.
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