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Post by howler on Jan 14, 2021 1:23:41 GMT
Yet teeth of skull so bright and shiny. This Centaur clearly has a macabre artistic fashion sense regarding his trophies. You would be at a decided disadvantage in an open fielded one on one with each wielding a spear.
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Post by howler on Jan 14, 2021 4:03:28 GMT
Yet teeth of skull so bright and shiny. This Centaur clearly has a macabre artistic fashion sense regarding his trophies. You would be at a decided disadvantage in an open fielded one on one with each wielding a spear. The owner of the skull had immaculate dental hygiene. Toothbrush vs Spear...there could be but one outcome.
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Post by treeslicer on Jan 14, 2021 5:13:05 GMT
If that rack of antlers is symbolic, there might be good reason for his nasty temper. Maybe his SWMBO is the centaur chick in the "Disneyland Memorial Orgy" poster.
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Post by seth on Jan 14, 2021 21:25:01 GMT
I like it, and I would love to see your take on other monsters.
Centaurs are typically described as being wise and peaceful so I like your more savage take. CS Lewis has them in the Narnia series, and I always found it funny (but insightful) that his centaurs ate regular human breakfasts but also went out in the grass to graze for a horse breakfast.
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Post by howler on Jan 15, 2021 0:56:45 GMT
Any other monster you would like to see brother howler? You've covered quite a wide swath, but maybe a large group of fast, man eating, baboon like (lean and human size) apes. Imagine the crate creature in the movie Creep Show but part of a large group.
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Post by legacyofthesword on Jan 15, 2021 5:53:52 GMT
I like it, and I would love to see your take on other monsters. Centaurs are typically described as being wise and peaceful so I like your more savage take. CS Lewis has them in the Narnia series, and I always found it funny (but insightful) that his centaurs ate regular human breakfasts but also went out in the grass to graze for a horse breakfast. Most centaurs in the original Greek myths were unmitigated savages, some were even rapists. There were one or two of the wise and peaceful variety though.
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Post by seth on Jan 15, 2021 15:46:27 GMT
I like it, and I would love to see your take on other monsters. Centaurs are typically described as being wise and peaceful so I like your more savage take. CS Lewis has them in the Narnia series, and I always found it funny (but insightful) that his centaurs ate regular human breakfasts but also went out in the grass to graze for a horse breakfast. Any others specifically you might want to see? How about a series on Slavic monsters? rusalka, leshy, Baba Yaga, vodynoy, etc? or various witches of legend?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2021 5:36:01 GMT
Let me know if you guys want to see my take on any other monsters. The CentaurLore:The inhabitants of the forbidden forest are many but one particularly rare specimen is the Centaur. Known to predominately occupy the more remote areas, they will also patrol bodies of water and hunting trails. Although their intelligence and culture level is unknown they are especially dangerous to hunters and fisherman in particular. Many a hunter and fisherman have been known to go missing in the areas thought to be occupied by a Centaur. Naive women and children looking to pick flowers or fruit often return unscathed. There is rumors of one particularly aggressive male centaur that they believe to be responsible for many or all of the disappearances. Although many of the missing persons are rarely found at all, some headless corpses have been found pinned through the chest to trees with handmade spears of exceptional quality. They often become one with the vegetation as it grows around the corpse, a most gruesome garden. Music theme:Herne the Hunter? 😹
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2021 4:54:03 GMT
I am in no danger of that. I live in the US so I have no way to get to Windsor Forest. 😼
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Post by treeslicer on Jun 5, 2021 15:51:40 GMT
I am in no danger of that. I live in the US so I have no way to get to Windsor Forest. 😼 That's an interesting idea of where it is, but I'd imagined that a monster-filled Forest of Death would be a popular attraction at Tokyo Disneyland.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2021 8:03:45 GMT
I am in no danger of that. I live in the US so I have no way to get to Windsor Forest. 😼 That's an interesting idea of where it is, but I'd imagined that a monster-filled Forest of Death would be a popular attraction at Tokyo Disneyland. 😹
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2021 8:05:11 GMT
A lot of tough talk from a couple of potential flesh trees. You are no match for the mighty centaur. No amount of jokes will change that. For the rest of your days your branches will be plucked of your blood apples. Cooked into pies, turnovers, etc. 😹
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