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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2020 21:17:27 GMT
I been thinking of throwing together a vampire/monster hunting kit, inspired by the witcher, van helsing, and other such films.
My first step is to get my sword of Danu plated in silver, if I can find a place that does that. I also want to make a chain whip with some sort of incense burner on the end. I have a bible, holy water, black salt, white salt, coffin nails, and all sorts of divination tools. I am wondering what else could be added, and if anyone else has one, what they store it in, and what it all contains.
I was also thinking some sort of holy symbol to paint on my shield. Or even just silver plating it too
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Post by pgandy on Dec 1, 2020 21:41:00 GMT
You might throw in a cross and some garlic. Don't forget a few stakes and a mallet.
PS Don’t forget the damsel. Vampires are attracted to good looking women. You can use her as bait. Anyone that has watched a vampire movie knows that. Besides, when things are slow you good always “brighten” her night while waiting. I know, a dirty job but someone should do it. Anything for the cause.
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Post by howler on Dec 1, 2020 23:32:22 GMT
I have a custom mallet and stake being made right now. lol. Another collaboration Owl Custom. This is the proposed design on the wooden Mallet. And the stake is going to have a skull on the top. I also have a design for a bowie that I have yet to put into production with anyone yet. It will be called The Stigmata.And I will of course bring my Vampire Killer Khukuri. Still figuring out how I will go about the pack that will hold everything. The skull butt cap on a stake is pretty cool, but because you're dealing with vampires you should strongly consider a cross stake top. Too many a movie where he wakes up RIGHT when you're standing over the open coffin with mallet overhead while aiming the stake tip over that heartless heart. At that moment a stake substituting as a cross could give you valuable time.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2020 23:49:53 GMT
Dude when you go in, you go all in. Hell yea brother. Hell yea. I'm writing this stuff down. I would probably make my own stakes cause im an impovrished bastard sword
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2020 0:00:13 GMT
Based on the photos you upload, you live the life I wanted a year ago. I love that occult type stuff. I love the aesthetic. When I get too obsessed it does nasty things to my psychosis so I avoid it now lol. But I still want a monster hunting kit
Edit : but also, that's amazing photography
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2020 0:12:54 GMT
You might throw in a cross and some garlic. Don't forget a few stakes and a mallet. PS Don’t forget the damsel. Vampires are attracted to good looking women. You can use her as bait. Anyone that has watched a vampire movie knows that. Besides, when things are slow you good always “brighten” her night while waiting. I know, a dirty job but someone should do it. Anything for the cause. Man, I feel like vampires will have to come after me if I had the damsel. I wouldnt even bother hunting vampires. Only my weakness is onions and - insert a certain religion-
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Post by pgandy on Dec 2, 2020 0:20:11 GMT
You might throw in a cross and some garlic. Don't forget a few stakes and a mallet. PS Don’t forget the damsel. Vampires are attracted to good looking women. You can use her as bait. Anyone that has watched a vampire movie knows that. Besides, when things are slow you good always “brighten” her night while waiting. I know, a dirty job but someone should do it. Anything for the cause. Man, I feel like vampires will have to come after me if I had the damsel. I wouldnt even bother hunting vampires. Only my weakness is onions and - insert a certain religion- As an old ex-hunter I found it better to have the game come to me rather go looking for it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2020 0:30:49 GMT
Man, I feel like vampires will have to come after me if I had the damsel. I wouldnt even bother hunting vampires. Only my weakness is onions and - insert a certain religion- As an old ex-hunter I found it better to have the game come to me rather go looking for it. Have you had your IQ tested? Pretty sure you are a damn genius
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Post by howler on Dec 2, 2020 1:29:12 GMT
Man, I feel like vampires will have to come after me if I had the damsel. I wouldnt even bother hunting vampires. Only my weakness is onions and - insert a certain religion- As an old ex-hunter I found it better to have the game come to me rather go looking for it. Yup, you hunt for sport, but TRAP for food. Most food in post apocalypse situation would be small critters, and you trap those.
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Post by howler on Dec 2, 2020 1:30:39 GMT
Based on the photos you upload, you live the life I wanted a year ago. I love that occult type stuff. I love the aesthetic. When I get too obsessed it does nasty things to my psychosis so I avoid it now lol. But I still want a monster hunting kit Edit : but also, that's amazing photography Yes, she is pretty amaz...err...the photography is amazing.
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Post by pgandy on Dec 2, 2020 1:56:38 GMT
As an old ex-hunter I found it better to have the game come to me rather go looking for it. Have you had your IQ tested? Pretty sure you are a damn genius As a matter of fact it was on the high side.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2020 2:05:36 GMT
Based on the photos you upload, you live the life I wanted a year ago. I love that occult type stuff. I love the aesthetic. When I get too obsessed it does nasty things to my psychosis so I avoid it now lol. But I still want a monster hunting kit Edit : but also, that's amazing photography Yes, she is pretty amaz...err...the photography is amazing. Would love to see more of her photographies
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2020 2:05:55 GMT
Have you had your IQ tested? Pretty sure you are a damn genius As a matter of fact it was on the high side. You always have a clever way of thinking
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Post by demonskull on Dec 2, 2020 2:58:01 GMT
Dead man's blood, silver powder, 5mm silver beads (load in shotgun shells), If no firearms have larger diameter balls made for a sling. Oil flasks can be made easily with lamp oil and hobby store clear glass ornament or thin walled glass flasks. If making oil flasks bring something to make a wick from so you can use them as molotov cocktails. You might also get a flask of garlic oil, you can always dip your stakes, crossbow bolts or blades in it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2020 4:28:34 GMT
Dead man's blood, silver powder, 5mm silver beads (load in shotgun shells), If no firearms have larger diameter balls made for a sling. Oil flasks can be made easily with lamp oil and hobby store clear glass ornament or thin walled glass flasks. If making oil flasks bring something to make a wick from so you can use them as molotov cocktails. You might also get a flask of garlic oil, you can always dip your stakes, crossbow bolts or blades in it. ... I actually have the perfect glass flask for it too
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Dec 2, 2020 4:54:14 GMT
Don't forget sunflower seeds (vampires' counting mania & food for yourself) and a good salami (billy club & can block a vampire's bite & food for yourself)!
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Post by treeslicer on Dec 2, 2020 5:50:20 GMT
You should see my others ones, pretty exotic, like this aquatic humanoid. Inviting me for a swim. I found her on my last dive for a sunken and forsaken chest. That chest doesn't look sunken to me.......
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Post by howler on Dec 2, 2020 6:40:32 GMT
Don't forget sunflower seeds (vampires' counting mania & food for yourself) and a good salami (billy club & can block a vampire's bite & food for yourself)! SUN-flower seeds, vamp gets one down his gullet and turns to ash. Do vampires have a compulsive counting disorder? Ah, reminds me of young Jennifer in the movie Leprechaun.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2020 6:43:47 GMT
Don't forget sunflower seeds (vampires' counting mania & food for yourself) and a good salami (billy club & can block a vampire's bite & food for yourself)! SUN-flower seeds, vamp gets one down his gullet and turns to ash. Do vampires have a compulsive counting disorder? Ah, reminds me of young Jennifer in the movie Leprechaun. But how will I help. Myself? I have the same problem. Eff, name every problem and I likely got it. It's not easy being cheesy
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Post by Zen_Hydra on Dec 2, 2020 10:29:33 GMT
Work smarter, not harder. We live in the year 2020. Vampire kits should include full spectrum light emitters (see treatment for SAD), and flame expedients (see everyone's favorite petrol-flavored Russian tipple).
Anyone interested in vampires should really look into how they were depicted before popular fiction got a hold of them. The similarities are largely superficial.
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