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Post by MOK on Jan 10, 2020 19:38:09 GMT
Like the Borg, they learn... And have a long memory... Also, the problem with locking a cat in a box (or functionally equivalent container) and not observing it continuously is that it leads to the Schrodinger's Moggy scenario. As sir Terry put it, "In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious."
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Post by amstel78 on Jan 10, 2020 19:56:36 GMT
And have a long memory... Also, the problem with locking a cat in a box (or functionally equivalent container) and not observing it continuously is that it leads to the Schrodinger's Moggy scenario. As sir Terry put it, "In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious." Cats and quantum mechanics don't mix at 4:30 in the morning. The notion that Cornelius exists in all three planes of existence (alive, dead, or bloody furious) whilst interred is perplexing but yet entirely plausible. Opening the box would confirm only one of those states, but knowing my cat, wholeheartedly believe that option three would be his final manifested form. In such instances, some type of body armor would be required when attempting to handle said feline. I'd probably have to hide my shoes for a month as well.
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Post by amstel78 on Jan 10, 2020 20:02:16 GMT
Haven't you figured out yet that cats are NOT from this planet? They are alien overlords, bent on total human slavery. We have no choice but to bend to their will....... Give them what they want and don't look them in the eye....they will eat your face while you sleep. *edit*--- Or, at least purr in your face, depriving you of oxygen until you die.If you read in the news about a sword aficionado in New York City who died because his cat asphyxiated him in his sleep, that would be me.
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Post by paulmuaddib on Jan 10, 2020 20:18:33 GMT
You need a pet carrier and a pair of long welding gloves. Put the pet carrier out in the garage. Wearing the welding gauntlets (and possibly your plate carrier), grab the little precious and stuff him in the pet carrier. Lock it securely. Release him in the morning. Problem solved. ONCE. Next night, you put on the welding gloves and suddenly there's no cat to be seen anywhere. Like the Borg, they learn... This is 100% correct.
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Post by paulmuaddib on Jan 10, 2020 20:21:09 GMT
Do you know why cats are usually pissed off? Because they are perfect killing machines but only weigh 8-12(or so) pounds. Haha
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Post by paulmuaddib on Jan 10, 2020 20:29:42 GMT
Consider these as a way to keep your loving Lord and Master content. smile.amazon.com/dp/B07HFKDJF8/?coliid=I3MXVH15U5VVAB&colid=33I4DZPPZBEUA&psc=1&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_itIt will give Master something to hunt, something to do, and purrrrr-haps leave you alone...maybe. I have 3 indoor cats. With similar ... habits. Other suggestions: Have an extra pillow to throw at said morning creature. Keep a squirt gun next to the bed. And consider your luck...one of mine, the loudest (17lb tomcat Siamese) goes thru all that to snub the food once presented. I hear taco bell buys cat by the pound...*considers* Funny you should mention that. In the strip mall I first had my business in there was a Chinese restaurant down at the other end. One night when I was leaving late after dark I saw one of the guys walking to the back of the restaurant with a large white sack over his shoulder. Thought nothing of it at first until a week or so later there was an article in the paper about cats turning up missing. Large enough number for the paper to do a article about it. Very funny. I did a job in Albuquerque around 20 is so years ago and one our local hires told about a Chinese restaurant that got busted with a pen of dogs behind the restaurant. Always wondered what the people that had eaten there thought when they found out.
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Post by paulmuaddib on Jan 10, 2020 20:32:47 GMT
Not rock science ! Close the bedroom door !You sir have never had a cat I believe. Haha. What amstel78 replied is exactly what happens. 😾
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Post by demonskull on Jan 11, 2020 4:12:26 GMT
Not rock science ! Close the bedroom door !You sir have never had a cat I believe. Haha. What amstel78 replied is exactly what happens. 😾 Sorry to disappoint but we've had cats since we got married 39 years ago. The cats and the dogs have never been allowed in the bedroom. The dogs will tap the door if they really need to go out but the cats don't pester us.
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Post by paulmuaddib on Jan 11, 2020 10:51:11 GMT
You sir have never had a cat I believe. Haha. What amstel78 replied is exactly what happens. 😾 Sorry to disappoint but we've had cats since we got married 39 years ago. The cats and the dogs have never been allowed in the bedroom. The dogs will tap the door if they really need to go out but the cats don't pester us. Not disappointed at all, just envious. Just goes to show different personalities in cats, dogs, and people.
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Post by joe_meadmaker on Jan 11, 2020 18:10:36 GMT
I feel your pain amstel78. Here's a video I took of my cat Misty a little while back, telling me to "Get up already!".
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Post by amstel78 on Jan 11, 2020 18:56:04 GMT
I feel you pain amstel78. Here's a video I took of my cat Misty a little while back, telling me to "Get up already!". Cute cat! Fortunately mine doesn't meow incessantly (only when he's locked out) to wake me up. He'll just purr really loudly while trying to suffocate me. Or, he'll scratch the side of the bed to get my attention. I tried the kibble in a new location trick last night. Unfortunately it didn't work. I was woken up around 5 this morning to find the bowl I left out empty. I think I'll give those fake mouse feeders a go and see what happens.
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Post by MOK on Jan 11, 2020 22:10:35 GMT
When I kittysit him, my sister's cat wakes me up by headbutting me in the face.
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Post by legacyofthesword on Jan 11, 2020 23:24:09 GMT
I don't particularly like cats or dogs. I prefer my clothing and living areas to be free of animal hair and waste. Also, I dislike being licked or slobbered on.
Yes, I'm a cold, heartless robot with no soul.
I don't mind animals that live in a tank (lizards, snakes, insects, fish, and the like).
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Post by amstel78 on Jan 12, 2020 2:51:40 GMT
I don't particularly like cats or dogs. I prefer my clothing and living areas to be free of animal hair and waste. Also, I dislike being licked or slobbered on. Yes, I'm a cold, heartless robot with no soul. I don't mind animals that live in a tank (lizards, snakes, insects, fish, and the like). To each their own my friend. To each their own. You'd get along well with my youngest daughter though. Even though Cornelius is technically her cat, she's been on a snake, aka "danger noodle" , aka "nope rope" kick for the last several months. Drives my wife nuts...
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Post by Scott on Jan 12, 2020 4:14:01 GMT
Snakes are cute and lovely! This one was hanging around about a week ago, tiger snake about five feet long. Attachments:
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Post by reptaronice1 on Jan 12, 2020 12:01:20 GMT
Just get rid of the cat XD
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Post by reptaronice1 on Jan 12, 2020 12:02:23 GMT
I have a hamster who lays around and sleeps and eats, doesn’t wanna bother with me unless I bother him and he will only sit still for a few minutes unless he sleeps
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 12, 2020 13:01:54 GMT
Hamsters had no natural enemies before the invention of the vacuum cleaner.
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Post by paulmuaddib on Jan 12, 2020 15:22:37 GMT
I don't particularly like cats or dogs. I prefer my clothing and living areas to be free of animal hair and waste. Also, I dislike being licked or slobbered on. Yes, I'm a cold, heartless robot with no soul. I don't mind animals that live in a tank (lizards, snakes, insects, fish, and the like). To each their own my friend. To each their own. You'd get along well with my youngest daughter though. Even though Cornelius is technically her cat, she's been on a snake, aka "danger noodle" , aka "nope rope" kick for the last several months. Drives my wife nuts... “Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?” Just no. Just hell no!🐍😳
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Post by amstel78 on Jan 12, 2020 16:26:32 GMT
Hamsters had no natural enemies before the invention of the vacuum cleaner. Or Richard Gere.
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