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Post by Gunnar Wolfgard on Jan 5, 2020 15:01:37 GMT
If you happen to have another one of these you want to give away I'll send you my address. I'll even cry with tears of joy and appreciation. Really.
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 5, 2020 15:36:15 GMT
To get Gunnar's address for sending him an Albion Gallowglass for free just pm me!
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Post by Gunnar Wolfgard on Jan 5, 2020 16:11:34 GMT
PM me, e-mail me, send up smoke signals whatever. I'll even come and pick it up so you don't have to package it and taking it to a shipper. But if you are going to ship it don't use UPS. I'll even marry your ugliest sister.
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Post by Gunnar Wolfgard on Jan 5, 2020 16:14:20 GMT
Okay, on second thought maybe just date your ugliest sister.
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 5, 2020 16:40:51 GMT
I'd marry her!
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Post by Gunnar Wolfgard on Jan 5, 2020 17:02:29 GMT
Oh really ?
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Jan 5, 2020 17:04:26 GMT
Beauty fades, but not the blades!
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Post by Gunnar Wolfgard on Jan 5, 2020 17:43:54 GMT
That's true beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way down to the bones. Time does not improve ugly either.
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Post by howler on Jan 5, 2020 19:37:40 GMT
Oh really ? Wow, Chris Farley is not only alive but had a sex change. Strong tempered battle axe. If still on peanut butter thread...this is chunky.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2020 23:34:41 GMT
I wouldn't marry her for that sword. But an automatic rifle? That's another story 😎
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Post by howler on Jan 6, 2020 0:27:03 GMT
I wouldn't marry her for that sword. But an automatic rifle? That's another story 😎 Yeah, but then you'd have to turn than gun on yourself. Gulp.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2020 0:30:33 GMT
I wouldn't marry her for that sword. But an automatic rifle? That's another story 😎 Yeah, but then you'd have to turn than gun on yourself. Gulp. Yea, but I get to do it with a semi automatic 😎 how cool is that?
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Post by pvsampson on Jan 6, 2020 0:33:37 GMT
Oh really ? Just close your eyes and think of someone else.
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Post by howler on Jan 6, 2020 0:42:45 GMT
Yeah, but then you'd have to turn than gun on yourself. Gulp. Yea, but I get to do it with a semi automatic 😎 how cool is that? A few precious moments of covetous bliss before eternal darkness. Full auto is one thing, but can you dudes up in Canada have a Semi (sporting rifle), Trap?
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Post by howler on Jan 6, 2020 0:43:42 GMT
Oh really ? Just close your eyes and think of someone else. Ya gotta think REAL hard.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2020 0:52:24 GMT
Yea, but I get to do it with a semi automatic 😎 how cool is that? A few precious moments of covetous bliss before eternal darkness. Full auto is one thing, but can you dudes up in Canada have a Semi (sporting rifle), Trap? I need a license for that. Wouldn't be inaccurate to say I would need to take two courses to get two licenses
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Post by pvsampson on Jan 6, 2020 1:23:15 GMT
Just close your eyes and think of someone else. Ya gotta think REAL hard. With a bit of practice it is not that difficult. In my time I have woken to a few that make that one a goddess by comparison,yet oddly they looked much better the night before. In the morning imagination comes into play.
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Post by howler on Jan 6, 2020 1:52:47 GMT
Ya gotta think REAL hard. With a bit of practice it is not that difficult. In my time I have woken to a few that make that one a goddess by comparison,yet oddly they looked much better the night before. In the morning imagination comes into play. The miracle, and curse, of alcohol. The term Coyote Ugly refers to the desire of chewing off ones own arm in order to slip away unnoticed during the morning after an ill advised encounter.
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Post by christain on Jan 6, 2020 1:53:43 GMT
Here in Texas, we have a saying called 'Coyote Ugly'---meaning that like a coyote caught in a trap, you would chew your own leg off to get out. To wake up with something that bad, I think I could do without an arm to keep from waking her up. Then, I'd kill myself.
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Post by howler on Jan 6, 2020 1:56:46 GMT
Ya gotta think REAL hard. Most people look relatively the same when orientated in certain ways Pic might have been her...gulp...best side. That and she likes the lights on (eyes shut TIGHT while thinking of pretty blades and semi autos).
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