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Post by reptaronice1 on Dec 9, 2019 21:26:28 GMT
The only thing that works to stop a Zombie Apocalypse is your alarm clock going off. So your telling me to carry an alarm clock in my anti-zombie BOB because the particular sound of the alarm stops zombies in their tracks? Valuable info that I shall now employ. Days Gone has taught me that they run to alarm clocks and such so I guess it would work to throw as a distraction?
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Post by reptaronice1 on Dec 9, 2019 21:27:14 GMT
Personally, I'm more about the hardware store ninja stuff. If you can walk through a gardening department without getting any ideas, I mourn for your inner twelve-year-old. Gotta have some mad max flair if you REALLY wanna kick some undead @ss That moment you realize a chainsaw actually gets caught on clothing and jams
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Post by reptaronice1 on Dec 9, 2019 21:28:17 GMT
I know it used to be that in the UK "Zombie Green" was prohibited in knives and swords. Not sure if that law is still on the books, but if the Government of the Democratic People's Republic of England think zombie green is particularly dangerous in and of itself in a knife to where it has to be banned by law, then clearly it's the right choice for the zombie apocalypse. Funny thing is, for the most part (see Kabar Z line, among other higher quality examples by competent knife makers), they should specifically allow such items, as they are probably far less effective than your average blade to the point of only being dangerous to the criminal. See “Black Legion” for more dangerous to the user products like these!
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Post by reptaronice1 on Dec 9, 2019 21:29:27 GMT
The only thing that works to stop a Zombie Apocalypse is your alarm clock going off. So your telling me to carry an alarm clock in my anti-zombie BOB because the particular sound of the alarm stops zombies in their tracks? Valuable info that I shall now employ. When senpai tells you she loves you *ring*
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Post by Gunnar Wolfgard on Dec 9, 2019 21:53:47 GMT
OKAY, so I had to google senpai to figure out what you was talking about. The ones in my dreams look more like this.
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Post by RufusScorpius on Dec 9, 2019 23:02:14 GMT
RufusScorpius , you beat me to it! Yep - it is in the UK lawbooks that "zombie knives" are prohibited weapons. The definition is green coloured (handle, at least), and I think serrated comes into it as well. It's just short of making a green handled kitchen knife illegal to own. I can't recall the exact wording and I'm too lazy to look up the CJA right now, but it's in there. I do wonder if we are the only country on the planet ridiculous enough to have the word "zombie" featured in our laws It's been a while since I've been across the pond, but are zombie attacks problematic in the UK?
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Post by RickDastardly on Dec 9, 2019 23:36:02 GMT
It's been a while since I've been across the pond, but are zombie attacks problematic in the UK?
Only when our local boozers call last orders on a Friday night. It's hard to tell some of the patrons from Day of the Dead extras, and they are about as friendly.
I found the amendment phrase in the current CJA:
"the weapon sometimes known as a "zombie knife", "zombie killer knife" or "zombie slayer knife", being a blade with (i) a cutting edge; (ii) a serrated edge; and (iii) images or words (whether on the blade or handle) that suggest that it is to be used for the purpose of violence."
It seems the "green" requirement has been removed for this year's banning ownership of lots of knives. It was definitely there before, I read it enough times!
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Post by howler on Dec 10, 2019 2:03:11 GMT
Absolutely, the sound scares them off every time, as well as beautiful women I'm about to make love to. OMG...beautiful zombie women...resistance if futile...and then I wake up.
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Post by howler on Dec 10, 2019 2:10:50 GMT
OKAY, so I had to google senpai to figure out what you was talking about. The ones in my dreams look more like this. Victoria Secret Zombie horde. Run as fast as you can...TOWARDS THE HORDE while screaming "dinner time", "all you can eat", and "don't chew with your mouth full".
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Post by paulmuaddib on Dec 10, 2019 2:47:00 GMT
OKAY, so I had to google senpai to figure out what you was talking about. The ones in my dreams look more like this. Victoria Secret Zombie horde. Run as fast as you can...TOWARDS THE HORDE while screaming "dinner time", "all you can eat", and "don't chew with your mouth full". Literally LOL
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Post by reptaronice1 on Dec 10, 2019 5:36:42 GMT
OKAY, so I had to google senpai to figure out what you was talking about. The ones in my dreams look more like this. She’s a little skinny for me lol. I like some meat on the bones. But ya watch because of this I will have a dream I get a brand new motohara and then wake up. If I do I blame it on you lol
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Post by reptaronice1 on Dec 10, 2019 5:38:32 GMT
OKAY, so I had to google senpai to figure out what you was talking about. The ones in my dreams look more like this. Plus that is to frilly. I like the leather looking bikinis 😏 those r hawt
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Post by reptaronice1 on Dec 10, 2019 5:40:03 GMT
Victoria Secret Zombie horde. Run as fast as you can...TOWARDS THE HORDE while screaming "dinner time", "all you can eat", and "don't chew with your mouth full". Literally LOL Then you realize she is a brains kinda girl, and I don’t meant academics. To cheesy? Ok I’m done
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Post by reptaronice1 on Dec 10, 2019 5:41:38 GMT
Absolutely, the sound scares them off every time, as well as beautiful women I'm about to make love to. OMG...beautiful zombie women...resistance if futile...and then I wake up. She is a brain over brawn kinda girl eh? Understand all of my friends r nerdy and make awful jokes XD
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Post by reptaronice1 on Dec 10, 2019 5:42:52 GMT
OKAY, so I had to google senpai to figure out what you was talking about. The ones in my dreams look more like this. So in short a Japanese girl in a leather bikini is kryptonite for me.
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