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Post by christain on Dec 9, 2019 13:39:14 GMT
Zombie acopalypses ain't no fun at all without the mall ninja stuff! Personally, I'm more about the hardware store ninja stuff. If you can walk through a gardening department without getting any ideas, I mourn for your inner twelve-year-old. Amen, brother. I've passed up a fascine knife/sling-blade many a time. Who can't look at one and wonder........ .......pole axe? Hell yeah.
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Dec 9, 2019 15:10:13 GMT
Zombie acopalypses ain't no fun at all without the mall ninja stuff! Personally, I'm more about the hardware store ninja stuff. If you can walk through a gardening department without getting any ideas, I mourn for your inner twelve-year-old. Heheheheheeh...
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Post by Gunnar Wolfgard on Dec 9, 2019 15:47:09 GMT
The only thing that works to stop a Zombie Apocalypse is your alarm clock going off.
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Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Dec 9, 2019 15:57:45 GMT
"Zombie A co palypse" !!!
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Post by Gunnar Wolfgard on Dec 9, 2019 16:19:26 GMT
Hey that's what I said Zombie Apocalypse.
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Post by reptaronice1 on Dec 9, 2019 19:01:37 GMT
Kick undead @$$ yep lol I have seen every video they make rofl. Those are made well though as good weapons with a zombie theme. This mall junk is just a theme with no real craftsmanship. I am just not a huge fan of the light green stuff to begin with. What...you mean you don't like LIME GREEN scales on your blades? Actually, there is a practicality if you take the Zomstro cleaver, Swabbie or Pestilence camping because you can easily find the thing if you drop it after having too many beers around the campfire. That Swabbie was legendary on the ZGB video because it freaking chopped the simulated head (from top of skull to below lower jaw) completely off, thus removing face. The guys simply could not believe the cutting power. Lol idk I don’t really like lime green on anything. Usually has a cheap vibe look to me.
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Post by reptaronice1 on Dec 9, 2019 19:02:08 GMT
I know it used to be that in the UK "Zombie Green" was prohibited in knives and swords. Not sure if that law is still on the books, but if the Government of the Democratic People's Republic of England think zombie green is particularly dangerous in and of itself in a knife to where it has to be banned by law, then clearly it's the right choice for the zombie apocalypse. Only in Europe XD
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Post by reptaronice1 on Dec 9, 2019 19:03:00 GMT
RufusScorpius , you beat me to it! Yep - it is in the UK lawbooks that "zombie knives" are prohibited weapons. The definition is green coloured (handle, at least), and I think serrated comes into it as well. It's just short of making a green handled kitchen knife illegal to own. I can't recall the exact wording and I'm too lazy to look up the CJA right now, but it's in there. I do wonder if we are the only country on the planet ridiculous enough to have the word "zombie" featured in our laws Lol cause the green makes it unsafe for legal use
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Post by reptaronice1 on Dec 9, 2019 19:05:25 GMT
Zombie acopalypses ain't no fun at all without the mall ninja stuff! Personally, I'm more about the hardware store ninja stuff. If you can walk through a gardening department without getting any ideas, I mourn for your inner twelve-year-old. You read my mind. If I see a scythe or a hatchet or axe in a gardening section. I instantly come up with a million ways to use it in a super dangerous and stupid manor XD. Even a shovel I’m like “time to use this as a javelin”
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Post by reptaronice1 on Dec 9, 2019 19:05:56 GMT
Zombie acopalypses ain't no fun at all without the mall ninja stuff! Personally, I'm more about the hardware store ninja stuff. If you can walk through a gardening department without getting any ideas, I mourn for your inner twelve-year-old. It is the imagination that shows how crazy we really are rofl
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Post by reptaronice1 on Dec 9, 2019 19:08:08 GMT
Personally, I'm more about the hardware store ninja stuff. If you can walk through a gardening department without getting any ideas, I mourn for your inner twelve-year-old. Amen, brother. I've passed up a fascine knife/sling-blade many a time. Who can't look at one and wonder........ .......pole axe? Hell yeah. I just always think of the grim reaper ready to decap someone with a gardening scythe XD
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Post by reptaronice1 on Dec 9, 2019 19:09:00 GMT
The only thing that works to stop a Zombie Apocalypse is your alarm clock going off. That usually goes off right when I’m about to die in the dream.
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Post by reptaronice1 on Dec 9, 2019 19:10:46 GMT
"Zombie A co palypse" !!!
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Post by Gunnar Wolfgard on Dec 9, 2019 19:38:39 GMT
The only thing that works to stop a Zombie Apocalypse is your alarm clock going off. That usually goes off right when I’m about to die in the dream. For me it usually goes off when I'm about to make love to a beautiful woman and even if I can get back to sleep she's gone.
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Post by reptaronice1 on Dec 9, 2019 20:07:52 GMT
That usually goes off right when I’m about to die in the dream. For me it usually goes off when I'm about to make love to a beautiful woman and even if I can get back to sleep she's gone. Lol yep that happened to me about a week ago. Me and my sisters friend and then my father had to come in and ruin it XD won’t go into details as MOK won’t like that 😆 but ya I have worse dreams more often than good. I had one about a year back that like 10 guys broke into our house and I got my katana and went total bad @$$ mode and slayed them all. Then I woke to reality to realize how much I suck wielding a katana rofl.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2019 21:02:25 GMT
Zombie acopalypses ain't no fun at all without the mall ninja stuff! Personally, I'm more about the hardware store ninja stuff. If you can walk through a gardening department without getting any ideas, I mourn for your inner twelve-year-old. Gotta have some mad max flair if you REALLY wanna kick some undead @ss
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Post by howler on Dec 9, 2019 21:06:13 GMT
I know it used to be that in the UK "Zombie Green" was prohibited in knives and swords. Not sure if that law is still on the books, but if the Government of the Democratic People's Republic of England think zombie green is particularly dangerous in and of itself in a knife to where it has to be banned by law, then clearly it's the right choice for the zombie apocalypse. Funny thing is, for the most part (see Kabar Z line, among other higher quality examples by competent knife makers), they should specifically allow such items, as they are probably far less effective than your average blade to the point of only being dangerous to the criminal.
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Post by howler on Dec 9, 2019 21:07:27 GMT
Zombie acopalypses ain't no fun at all without the mall ninja stuff! Personally, I'm more about the hardware store ninja stuff. If you can walk through a gardening department without getting any ideas, I mourn for your inner twelve-year-old. Ha, so true.
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Post by howler on Dec 9, 2019 21:12:24 GMT
The only thing that works to stop a Zombie Apocalypse is your alarm clock going off. So your telling me to carry an alarm clock in my anti-zombie BOB because the particular sound of the alarm stops zombies in their tracks? Valuable info that I shall now employ.
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Post by Gunnar Wolfgard on Dec 9, 2019 21:26:20 GMT
Absolutely, the sound scares them off every time, as well as beautiful women I'm about to make love to.
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