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Post by Gunnar Wolfgard on Dec 1, 2018 17:29:54 GMT
WARNING PRETTY GRAPHIC SO DON"T WATCH IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH. This is what happen when a idiot watches too many Samurai movies and his equally dumb friend lets him do it. Swords are not a toy so DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. Or anywhere else for that matter.
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Post by howler on Dec 1, 2018 20:04:52 GMT
Drunkenly playing with swords is a no nose. I mean, who nose what they were thinking. He was close though...missed it by a nose.
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Post by Jordan Williams on Dec 1, 2018 20:17:02 GMT
He did cut the sausage though
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Post by howler on Dec 1, 2018 23:25:55 GMT
He did cut the sausage though If he was holding that thing around the crotch, his friend would have probably cut a two for one deal....gulp.
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Post by johnbu on Dec 2, 2018 14:44:20 GMT
Alcohol and weapons ... a match made to end in the emergency room.
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Post by howler on Dec 2, 2018 19:44:48 GMT
Alcohol and weapons ... a match made to end in the emergency room. Or the morgue.
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Post by csills2313 on Dec 2, 2018 22:45:48 GMT
That’s the reason I never allow visitors to touch my swords. I remember the time a visiting preacher grabbed one of my katanas and drew the blade. Almost cut himself If I hadn’t stopped him
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Post by Gunnar Wolfgard on Dec 3, 2018 14:50:20 GMT
That’s the reason I never allow visitors to touch my swords. I remember the time a visiting preacher grabbed one of my katanas and drew the blade. Almost cut himself If I hadn’t stopped him Well there you go, never ever let a preacher touch a sword. They automatically go into the St. Michael mode and look for a dragon to slay. Some of my swords have drawn blood, unfortunately mine. One time carrying my Albion Crecy up the stairs to hang on the wall the tip hit my knee not every hard so I thought nothing of it. When I hung the sword on the hooks I notice a warm wet feeling running down my leg. The second time was when I got my Albion Vinland after work so I played with it for awhile then stood it against the couch and went to bed. Next morning when it was still dark I walked into the living room and forgetting it was there I kicked it, yes with a bare foot. Almost sliced the side of my big toe off. I have forty two swords but it's always the Albion's that bite me. Thank Odin I only own four Albion swords or I'd be in Valholl by now.
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Post by howler on Dec 3, 2018 20:02:11 GMT
That’s the reason I never allow visitors to touch my swords. I remember the time a visiting preacher grabbed one of my katanas and drew the blade. Almost cut himself If I hadn’t stopped him Well there you go, never ever let a preacher touch a sword. They automatically go into the St. Michael mode and look for a dragon to slay. Some of my swords have drawn blood, unfortunately mine. One time carrying my Albion Crecy up the stairs to hang on the wall the tip hit my knee not every hard so I thought nothing of it. When I hung the sword on the hooks I notice a warm wet feeling running down my leg. The second time was when I got my Albion Vinland after work so I played with it for awhile then stood it against the couch and went to bed. Next morning when it was still dark I walked into the living room and forgetting it was there I kicked it, yes with a bare foot. Almost sliced the side of my big toe off. I have forty two swords but it's always the Albion's that bite me. Thank Odin I only own four Albion swords or I'd be in Valholl by now. I care for you Wolfgard...so I'm willing to take those last four nasty Albion off your hands in a selfless move and assume the risk myself. It's a tough job, but no need to thank me.
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Post by MatthewGMK on Dec 3, 2018 20:15:33 GMT
A sober thought : ALWAYS remember to wear shoes when doing anything with your swords.
So far the only injury I've suffered was the time when I knocked my Kris Cutlery gladius off its small stand while dusting around it. The sword slid out of its sheath, hit the floor pummel first, and came down across my bare foot, severing a tendon to my big toe.
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Post by mrbadexample on Dec 3, 2018 22:20:55 GMT
The shoe thing is true. I insist on all others around me wearing them. That said... I don't do it myself. Yeah, I know. I cut barefoot. I grind barefoot. I forge in flip flops. I understand on an academic level that this will probably result in the loss of a foot, but it's probably going to take that accident to change my ways. But, alcohol and blades? No. Just no.
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Post by Gunnar Wolfgard on Dec 3, 2018 22:37:09 GMT
I wasn't using the sword when I cut my toe it was leaning against my couch. I often walk around my house bare foot especially when I just got out of bed in the morning. Just forgot it was there and it was to dark to see it. But don't worry my big toe found it for me.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2018 17:18:14 GMT
I wasn't using the sword when I cut my toe it was leaning against my couch. I often walk around my house bare foot especially when I just got out of bed in the morning. Just forgot it was there and it was to dark to see it. But don't worry my big toe found it for me. You are just as clever as i am... once peeled a nice, wide stripe of skin from my left index finger when i performed a swirl with a katana to put it back into the saya reverse gripped. While the swirl went perfect i guided the upwards pointed edge far too much towards me what resulted in the edge hitting my left index finger while the left hand held the saya mouth. Ouch! Should have trained that move with an Iaito first... Edit: exactly the move which Kyo The Enforcer does here... right before he draws his Sai against our mighty Chuckoo... ;-)
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Post by RaylonTheDemented on Dec 17, 2018 22:16:55 GMT
WARNING PRETTY GRAPHIC SO DON"T WATCH IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH. This is what happen when a idiot watches too many Chuck Norris movies and his equally dumb friend lets him do it. Swords are not a toy so DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. Or anywhere else for that matter. Fixed for ya.
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Post by csills2313 on Dec 17, 2018 23:44:26 GMT
LOL. That’s classic Chuck Norris for you. Really enjoyed it
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2018 23:44:49 GMT
That’s the reason I never allow visitors to touch my swords. I remember the time a visiting preacher grabbed one of my katanas and drew the blade. Almost cut himself If I hadn’t stopped him Well there you go, never ever let a preacher touch a sword. They automatically go into the St. Michael mode and look for a dragon to slay. Some of my swords have drawn blood, unfortunately mine. One time carrying my Albion Crecy up the stairs to hang on the wall the tip hit my knee not every hard so I thought nothing of it. When I hung the sword on the hooks I notice a warm wet feeling running down my leg. The second time was when I got my Albion Vinland after work so I played with it for awhile then stood it against the couch and went to bed. Next morning when it was still dark I walked into the living room and forgetting it was there I kicked it, yes with a bare foot. Almost sliced the side of my big toe off. I have forty two swords but it's always the Albion's that bite me. Thank Odin I only own four Albion swords or I'd be in Valholl by now. 42 swords!?! ....Nice!
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Post by csills2313 on Dec 18, 2018 0:47:11 GMT
Those Albion Swords have to constantly be fed souls or they turn on their owners. I like my less expensive swords as they are more loyal.
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Post by Verity on Dec 18, 2018 1:10:03 GMT
Well there you go, never ever let a preacher touch a sword. They automatically go into the St. Michael mode and look for a dragon to slay. Some of my swords have drawn blood, unfortunately mine. One time carrying my Albion Crecy up the stairs to hang on the wall the tip hit my knee not every hard so I thought nothing of it. When I hung the sword on the hooks I notice a warm wet feeling running down my leg. The second time was when I got my Albion Vinland after work so I played with it for awhile then stood it against the couch and went to bed. Next morning when it was still dark I walked into the living room and forgetting it was there I kicked it, yes with a bare foot. Almost sliced the side of my big toe off. I have forty two swords but it's always the Albion's that bite me. Thank Odin I only own four Albion swords or I'd be in Valholl by now. 42 swords!?! ....Nice! hmm. He has 5 on me still... gonna have to fix that. 😏
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2018 5:52:54 GMT
That’s the reason I never allow visitors to touch my swords. I remember the time a visiting preacher grabbed one of my katanas and drew the blade. Almost cut himself If I hadn’t stopped him Well there you go, never ever let a preacher touch a sword. They automatically go into the St. Michael mode and look for a dragon to slay. Some of my swords have drawn blood, unfortunately mine. One time carrying my Albion Crecy up the stairs to hang on the wall the tip hit my knee not every hard so I thought nothing of it. When I hung the sword on the hooks I notice a warm wet feeling running down my leg. The second time was when I got my Albion Vinland after work so I played with it for awhile then stood it against the couch and went to bed. Next morning when it was still dark I walked into the living room and forgetting it was there I kicked it, yes with a bare foot. Almost sliced the side of my big toe off. I have forty two swords but it's always the Albion's that bite me. Thank Odin I only own four Albion swords or I'd be in Valholl by now. Attachments:
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Post by csills2313 on Dec 19, 2018 14:59:31 GMT
I am going to make my own Samurai movie. Will call it The Return Of The Pumpkin Slayer!!! Starring Schmuck Sillis!
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