my fantasy sword entry

wstalcup
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my fantasy sword entry Sept 8, 2017 20:30:38 GMT

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Post by wstalcup on Sept 8, 2017 20:30:38 GMT

Hi apparently there was some sort of fantasy sword contest here. I know I am too late, but I was bored at work. here it is. its really crude and dumb but whatevs!

Designed for: Pretentious accessory-crazed barbarian... err.. any warrior with a high fashion sense!

* Built from reclaimed swords for the environmentally conscious!
* Comes with a Sticker Sheet so you can record your kills on the fuller!
* Ricasso grip so can throw it at the last remaining enemy!
* Pommel unscrews revealing a small storage area to hide your weed.. I mean... lunch money!
* Partially serrated edges to saw those pesky locks on treasure chests
* Blade will glow if that hot wench in the local tavern is really a dude!

Cost: 300 shillings, 20 gold coins or flagon of mead

wstalcup Member Posts: 327	my fantasy sword entry Sept 12, 2017 13:59:43 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by wstalcup on Sept 12, 2017 13:59:43 GMT ugh, seriously? no one found this not even a little remotely funny? fine, not quiting my day job!

AndiTheBarvarian Member "Lord of the Memes" Bavarianbarbarian - Semper Semprini Posts: 10,332	my fantasy sword entry Sept 12, 2017 14:24:00 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by AndiTheBarvarian on Sept 12, 2017 14:24:00 GMT It's funny (but don't quit your day job)!
	Ja wo samma denn ?

leviathansteak Member Posts: 669	my fantasy sword entry Sept 12, 2017 15:10:39 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by leviathansteak on Sept 12, 2017 15:10:39 GMT What if i run out of stickers? Can i get the sticker sheet separately?

wstalcup Member Posts: 327	my fantasy sword entry Sept 12, 2017 15:22:03 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by wstalcup on Sept 12, 2017 15:22:03 GMT Additional sheets available including "mother-in-law" sticker!

mrstabby: Hello, welcome even under these sad circumstances. Maybe put out a thread in the Renaissance/Military subsection. Nov 28, 2024 6:52:12 GMT *

trooperwill: I have just been appointed conservator and Guardian for Dave Kelly and have no experience or knowledge of swords. I would appreciate any assistance that folks who know Dave or have visited with him and seen his collection could give me. need appraisal Nov 28, 2024 0:05:16 GMT

mrstabby: Been thinking the same - but the person that set up the page might not be there anymore and old code gets messy when not maintained. Might be a "repair subscriptions, destroy function X, repair X, destroy Y" situation by now - would mean a total overhaul. Nov 18, 2024 7:29:27 GMT

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Post by wstalcup on Sept 12, 2017 15:22:03 GMT

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