I had no say. Had a normal mattress for some 10-15 years or more and it was used when I got it, so beaten-up and worn that it was perfect. Then mother got a new bed and dumped her old one in my room and sent my bed down to the guest room. That bed has since fallen prey to my sister, her husband, and their kids.
If I ever get out of this place, I'll sleep on a futon, I really don't care.
If I need a pick me up, I go to You tube for Epic fails nothing makes me laugh more than watching people do dumb things, also look up bull on a rope, then all my worries just fade away as I realise it could be worse.
And if that wasn't enough.
What I like about these is the party atmosphere and the bulls seem to really enjoy it.
smnlavallee: It is an expensive journey, hence I will need to liquidate some of my armory first.
Oct 24, 2021 23:53:59 GMT
smnlavallee: I still have my mind set up on the Pure White Dove, roaming the Far North on the odd nights of the 3 weeks during which the Derby Red Moon crescent is visible. It is said a single inhalation of the fumes from one of its burned feather cures all aliments.
Oct 24, 2021 23:53:11 GMT
Brother Nathaniel: I am glad to help, Smnlavallee. Hopefully, you will be up for another adventure soon.
Oct 24, 2021 21:25:01 GMT
smnlavallee: I fainted in my armory while sorting out what I was going to sell to finance my trip to the Far North! Could it be when Brother Nathaniel burned the Duke . . . it released me from his spell-bite? I no longer feel heavy and my urges to rhymes are gone!
Oct 24, 2021 14:56:45 GMT
RufusScorpius: Oh, trust me.. the "evidence" will be quite, shall we say..daming?
Oct 23, 2021 23:53:00 GMT
Brother Nathaniel: Thanks, Brother Rufus. I suspect you will compile photographs of him and the demon lord in a heated "Wrestling" match.
Oct 23, 2021 22:35:08 GMT
Brother Nathaniel: It's the same scroll that was used against The Dinosaurs, BTW.
Oct 23, 2021 22:29:58 GMT
RufusScorpius: Besides, I can prove the Duke was in league with Lucifer. Because whether or not there is evidence of that, I will find it.
Oct 23, 2021 22:29:12 GMT
Brother Nathaniel: Anything within a 1-mile radius of my physical location will be annihilated in an immense burst of hellfire via a meteor shower.
Oct 23, 2021 22:28:31 GMT
Brother Nathaniel: If worse comes to worst, I will not allow myself to be imprisoned and executed. I will ring the barracks bell three times to warn you guys that I will start the Hammer-Down Protocol and call upon my most ancient scroll yet.
Oct 23, 2021 22:27:10 GMT
RufusScorpius: Don't worry about your higher ups. I have some interesting information about one of them that he is really not wanting made public, so you'll be fine. The inquiry is just a formality, trust me.
Oct 23, 2021 22:27:06 GMT
RufusScorpius: ...yeah...about that... totally can't remember much after the music started... so I think I had fun, yes? I'll have to take your word for it. I did wake up with that redhead, never did figure out how she got there...
Oct 23, 2021 22:25:33 GMT
Brother Nathaniel: Bad news: The higher-ups suspect that I was responsible for burning The Duke to a crisp. They said that they would expect all of the adventuring parties' full cooperation in the investigation.
Oct 23, 2021 22:24:21 GMT
Brother Nathaniel: Remember that barfight we got into in Inistiouge? They didn't like that the local red-haired girl was smitten with me after I bought her an Ale. We checked our weapons at the door so it didn't get too bloody. I remember you were dual-wielding wine bottles.
Oct 23, 2021 19:37:10 GMT
RufusScorpius: Passionate, romantic, and a hella drinking buddy- regular wild-man at the taverns. Yes, that is Brother Nathaniel..
Oct 23, 2021 10:11:14 GMT
Brother Nathaniel: In a way, I can't help it. It's in my genetics. We are a very passionate, romantic people.
Oct 23, 2021 10:05:13 GMT
Ouroboros: No man is my enemy, no man is my friend, every (wo)man is my teacher & every teacher an artist
Oct 23, 2021 2:34:31 GMT
Brother Nathaniel: Brother Ouro, this is correct. I have already experienced my dark night of the soul. Not something I would wish upon even an enemy.
Oct 23, 2021 2:01:07 GMT
RufusScorpius: Ah! Brother 'nord! Glad to see you!
Oct 23, 2021 0:47:19 GMT
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