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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2009 12:39:08 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2009 12:44:23 GMT
you can blame bleach for this monstrosity and personally no, I wouldn't f**k it all that dodgy steel, probably damage my interesting bits  also Oh 5 inches into the tsuka you say? And hardwood at that? Two pegs? wow must be the epitome of safety then right? *sigh* for all those who didn't realise, that was sarcasm. My brain officially hurts. |
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Post by shadowhowler on Dec 2, 2009 14:23:00 GMT
Well, that thing is BUTT ugly and renforces my love/hate relationship with anime.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2009 14:39:45 GMT
But...it has two pegs! Two!
edited to add: and those pegs are bamboo!!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2009 15:49:50 GMT
WOW. This is the ugliest thing I've seen all week! If it had a different grip, then it would work as a Lord of the Rings prop, maybe something an Uruk-Hai would use, but that tsuka... I'm just at a loss for words.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2009 15:58:59 GMT
Heh. Can you say "top-heavy"?
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Post by ecovolo on Dec 2, 2009 17:04:16 GMT
Definitely a costume piece. If anyone here does anime cosplay, it looks like the SBG forum found a prop for you  . --Edward |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2009 17:46:59 GMT
It would look right at home in a bad Rob Zombie film, being carried around by a serial killer wearing a leather restraint mask with a zipper on the mouth.
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Post by genocideseth on Dec 2, 2009 18:32:08 GMT
It would look right at home in a bad Rob Zombie film, being carried around by a serial killer wearing a leather restraint mask with a zipper on the mouth. And a bondage/belt top. That thing is hideous! I cannot imagine anyone actually wanting that ugly thing, but people surprise me more often than not.  |
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Post by Avery on Dec 2, 2009 20:40:38 GMT
It would look right at home in a bad Rob Zombie film, being carried around by a serial killer wearing a leather restraint mask with a zipper on the mouth. And a bondage/belt top. That thing is hideous! I cannot imagine anyone actually wanting that ugly thing, but people surprise me more often than not. Have you guys been looking in my closet again?? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2009 20:49:19 GMT
Judging from the general outcry, I'm glad I can't see the damned thing.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2009 21:43:39 GMT
That's awesome. lol
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2009 1:18:19 GMT
I want to vomit.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2009 2:06:18 GMT
WOW. This is the ugliest thing I've seen all week! If it had a different grip, then it would work as a Lord of the Rings prop, maybe something an Uruk-Hai would use, but that tsuka... I'm just at a loss for words. I don't think any self-respecting orc would be caught dead with something that impractical. |
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Post by genocideseth on Dec 3, 2009 2:11:50 GMT
WOW. This is the ugliest thing I've seen all week! If it had a different grip, then it would work as a Lord of the Rings prop, maybe something an Uruk-Hai would use, but that tsuka... I'm just at a loss for words. I don't think any self-respecting orc would be caught dead with something that impractical. Unless they gave it to the new guy as a practical joke. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2009 2:25:27 GMT
That's not a proper fantasy sword! THIS is a fantasy sword:  Kinda 'Crocodile Dundee' in reverse. Edit: Or this! *sigh*  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2009 21:54:42 GMT
Love that curved one up there...yessireebob.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2009 22:18:47 GMT
WOW. This is the ugliest thing I've seen all week! If it had a different grip, then it would work as a Lord of the Rings prop, maybe something an Uruk-Hai would use, but that tsuka... I'm just at a loss for words. I don't think any self-respecting orc would be caught dead with something that impractical. I don't think orcs and self-respect go together. Anyhow it looks a bit better in the series. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2009 22:53:02 GMT
Looks like my Black&Decker Hedge Trimmer.. except mine comes with a motor.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2009 23:41:32 GMT
I don't think any self-respecting orc would be caught dead with something that impractical. I don't think orcs and self-respect go together. Anyhow it looks a bit better in the series. Yes, that was an intended part of the (attempted) humor. |
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